So there Jerrence was, late Sunday afternoon, watching a late 1980's British mini-series, "Jack The Ripper" -- starring Sir Michael Caine as the Scotland Yard inspector assigned to investigate the infamous spate of 1888 East End Whitechapel murders.
While one might think this a random choice, after watching the Packers sh*t the bed against the Cleveland Browns, a story involving shocking vivesections seemed like an appropriately natural progression.
But as he watched a story he knew and had seen before countless times, even having done the "On the Trail of Jack the Ripper" guided tour from London's Tower Underground stop, the plot turned a bit: the inspector's investigation began to grapple with the thought of the murders being not only a two-man job but that the killer might himself have a split personality -- one side good and admirable, one side dark and dangerous.
Jerrence shouted from his couch, "Yes! Just like Notre Dame's football team!"
Quote of the Month
"It was not a comfortable meeting. But I didn't want it to be comfortable..."
Marcus Freeman, on Sunday's coaches meeting
Oh to be a fly on the wall of that get together. Other than the Jimmy Kimmel - Disney management meeting, Jerrence couldn't think of a more interesting conversation.
There are a lot of reasons Jerrence loved coach Freeman, including his culture building philosophy and his hot wife. But one also appreciated his comfort in embracing confrontation and having those tough conversations with whomever needs it (Exhibit A: the likely "you're not yet ready to be ND's DC" conversation with Mike Mickens).
But this week is really going to put that skill set (and it's efficacy) to the test.
Good luck coach, we're right behind ya.
Word of the Month
Used in a sentence paragraph: "Why do I do it," Jerrence wondered. He'd already lowered his opinion of the Notre Dame on-line fandom as low as he thought it could go.
So why did he still, continually, go back to the website to read the recriminations his fellow subscribers threw at the football program, even when they win by 26 pts.
He thought it must be the 16 years of institutional Catholic grooming -- Jerrence was like a moth to a flame for self-abuse.
Yet with their hairpin trigger inclinations to assign blame to anything or anyone that didn't go their perceived way, Jerrence considered most of them to be abject cretins.
And Gutless Wonders to boot -- they'd never say anything close to these 'insights' if confronted face-to-face with their targets.
Maturity would have to wait. Much more appealing for Jerrence was the fantasy of seeing a few of them defenestrated as a sign of showing the "pitchfork 'n torch" crowd just what accountability looks like.
Game 3 Thoughts
You better stop!
Look around - here it comes...
Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.
It seems to me that any 'one off' event tends to, minimally, gets a person's attention.
Like for instance wow, that was really poor defense, didn't see that coming!
A second, repeated performance subsequently becomes cause for some concern and anxiety.
A third time represents a legitimate, alarming, trend...
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With that as a starting point, here's what I think:
1. CJ Carr. From last week's blog, 'rinse and repeat.' Granted, he'll play against better defenses in the future but he's looking really good RIGHT NOW.
And if last week was any indication, maybe the best long passer ND's had since... Clausen?
One underrated aspect no one's talking about: he's consistently making the easy, safe throws.
I think we can all remember QB's past who made one pull-your-hair-out (if, in fact, you had hair) when they couldn't consistently make those same, move-the-sticks completions.
2. Running game. "It's about damn time!" he says facetiously. I don't think anyone ever thought there was an issue with the running backs so this commentary could be more appropriately directed at the O-line.
And for that matter, the WR's who we saw making some pretty awesome downfield blocks.
Still, it's hard not to want to call out how special Love and Price are when given even a modest hole to run to.
3. Defense. Often while playing golf with my good friend Al Brunett Pompano Beach, he'd turn to me and say, "Terry, we are... not good."
True dat. While one can safely say the same thing about ND's defense, what to make of it? Offering no solutions whatsoever, I would, humbly, point the finger at the pass rush (or lack thereof) as a root cause. Is it the rush ends (Botelho and Traore) still knocking the dust off? Is it scheme?
In any event, it would seem correctable, yes?
Maybe it's about learning a new scheme and requiring, collectively, having a little more patience. (Ha! As if...)
The again, maybe it's also about experience. Without Mills / Cross III / Kizer / Watts up the middle -- all multiple years starters, the lesson might be better athleticism doesn't actually beat better recognition.
4. DB's. For starters, 3/4 of the starting defensive backfield wasn't out there. So there's that. And when you don't have a pass rush, you're asking for trouble.
So while the freshmen didn't have the same auspicious lock down performances that Ben Morrison and Leonard Moore demonstrated in their inaugural games, they also had their moments.
Give 'em time.
5. Injuries. So... while it's sounding highly unlikely... let's hope Leonard Moore plays this week.
Arkansas is pretty good offensively. Don't be surprised if this game ends up 35-31.
Buddy's Buddy
Let's make this easy -- and no doubt obvious -- about Buddy's Bud this week.
Jadarian Price, come on down.
Sheer stats alone, he would be the likely #1 choice (with all deference to CJ Carr and his breakout performance):
9 carries, 74 yards, 3 TD
2 kickoff returns, 142 yards, 1 TD
216 total yards
But that's not entirely why Jadarian is The Man this week. One of Buddy's great qualities (and perhaps a subset of last week's referenced unconditional love attribute) was his loyalty.
And for those of us who watched Mr. Price hang in with ND last offseason... when he knew he wasn't going to be the featured back, when he knew he could transfer almost anywhere
(outside of Penn St.) and be RB #1 while making a BOATLOAD of money...
...that's a pretty special kid.
The fact is, he's got another year of eligibility after this season.
And while seemingly doubtful he'll stick around for 2026 ('RB longevity' being something of an oxymoron), ya never know.
But in advance of that decision, it's time to recognize him now.
RE-PETE (A shameless, illegal lift of Pete Sampson's weekly mail-bag)
Sports writers are like sportscasters, everyone's got an opinion about 'em and usually based in whether one thinks they're homers (a good thing if they're hyping your team) or they're antagonists, never cutting your team a break.
While some are not, I'm a fan of Pete Sampson. I think he (and Matt Fortuna) sit comfortably in that tricky middle ground of being both insiders and objective.
So when he harbors discomfort, as I think he's manifesting this week, I tend to pay attention.
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Can the Irish win without Leonard Moore?
It’s hard to replace an All-American-level corner, even if that’s exactly what Leonard Moore did.
As a freshman, Moore subbed in for Benjamin Morrison at midseason and basically matched the future second-round pick in terms of coverage. The season went so well that Moore was named national defensive freshman of the year, opposite Ohio State wideout Jeremiah Smith on offense. But the Irish secondary has struggled since Moore suffered that ankle sprain early against Texas A&M, which sidelined him for Purdue. It’s not clear whether Moore will play at Arkansas. He’s listed as questionable on Notre Dame’s injury report, although nickel DeVonta Smith, who hasn’t played since Miami, has been upgraded to probable.
Without Moore, Notre Dame reshuffled its secondary, bumping Christian Gray to the boundary to replace Moore, then filling Gray’s spot in the field with freshman Mark Zackery. Freshman Dallas Golden took over at nickel and made his first career interception. If the Irish don’t have Moore, that lineup might look much the same this weekend, just with Smith and Golden rotating at nickel.
“It’s not like they don’t know what they’re doing, but how do we continue to get them into zone coverage defense to play with the clarity that it takes to cover up open gaps and open space when you play zone,” Freeman said. “And then man coverage, we gotta be able to use the proper technique.
“You can’t use the excuse that Leonard’s not out there and DeVonta and guys that have experience. The guys we put out there, we believe, are good enough to execute what we call.”
That’s debatable, at least statistically. The Irish have allowed 300 yards passing twice in Ash’s three games as defensive coordinator. Notre Dame gave up that much through the air just once in three seasons under Al Golden.
Source: The Athletic
September 26, 2025
Cocktail of the Month
I must admit sometimes Jerrence thinks himself pret-ty clever... it doesn't occur often... but this week's blog would be one of those times, like when he feels he can knit together a bunch of disparate content that's thematically consistent with the blog's overall insight.
So for all those graduates -- and I don't want to single out a specific major -- who couldn't find O'Shaughnessy Hall if they were lead up to the front door and haven't yet grasped a theme, the thread this week has to do with duality: good vs. evil, strong vs. weak, or in the ]case of ND's offense and defense, excellence vs. incompetent...
And what better book to demonstrate that than...
The Picture of Dorian Grey Goose
"The Picture of Dorian Gray
by Oscar Wilde (1891)
Handsome, hedonistic and narcissistic. Dorian Gray wished that his portrait would age instead of himself. Beauty above all else, am I right?
This wish leads Dorian down a path of amorality, deceit, exploitation and cruelty... you know, the fun stuff. His portrait takes all this abuse and becomes grotesque and unrecognizable.
We sometimes think photos of ourselves look nothing like us -- but this is intense. Redemption comes to Dorian only through destroying his own portrait and thus killing himself.
Why not pair this Oscar Wilde classic with a decadent take on the martini? Indulge your vices.
Yield: 1 serving
2 oz. vodka
1/4 oz. dry vermouth
l1/4 oz absinthe, for washing
blue cheese stuffed olive, for garnish
1. Chill a martini glass by placing it in the freezer while you prepare the cocktail.
2. Fill a separate mixing glass with ice cubes to chill the vodka and dry vermouth.
3. Pour the vodka and dry vermouth into the ice-filled mixing glass. (You can choose to stir or shake the mixture, depending on your preference.)
4. Discard the ice from the mixing glass.
5. Pour the absinthe into the chilled martini glass. Coat the interior by swirling the glass, then discard the excess.
6. Strain the chilled vodka and dry vermouth mixture into the glass.
7. Skewer a blue cheese-stuffed olive on a cocktail pick, and place in the martini as a garnish.
Source: The Turn of the Screwdriver
50 Dark & Twisted Literary Cocktails
By Iphigenia Jones
Schedule 2025
August
31@Miami L
September
13Texas A&M L
20Purdue WCorrigan brother reunion!
27@ArkansasSoooiiieeee!
October
4 Boise St.Alumni Hall Reunion weekend, Union Pier MI
11NC State
18 USC "Lincoln, We Hardly Knew Ye" (wussy)
November
1@BC
9Navy
16@Pitt
23 Syracuse
29@Stanford
December
19-20 PLAYOFF GAME!
Wager 2025
We're prayin' for it all day and fightin' for it all night.
Give us just one victory; it will be all right...
Wins
ND Equivalence
Domer
12
The Joker
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
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Ledger's Joker is mercurial, charismatic and a complete psychopath.
Utterly unforgettable.
Just as a Notre Dame undefeated, on-their-way-to-a-national championship-season would be.
Kevin C.
John P
John L
Brian M
JP
Bryan G
Raz
Dave M
Tim B.
11
Otto
"Don't call me stupid!"
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Ex-CIA operative Otto lives at the intersection of dangerous and moronic.
An 'Otto season' for ND would be a rollercoaster -- a lot of fun with youth at some key positions, and likely more than it's fair share of 'that wasn't very clever' moments.
Gutsch , Sloane
Daryl
Jim S.
Peter
Tim
Ted
Bill
Jim B
Pat B
George
Alex, Feif
Garrett
Spit the Elder
10
Hans Landa
"That's a bingo!"
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Jew hunter Landa -- equal parts chillingly pathological and pragmatic, this character would probably represent a 10-win regular season that might make you sick to your stomach but ultimately pretty satisfied.
Jerrence,
Mike C,
Tim C.
Mark U.
Jerry P.
Jerry C.
Mike B.
Brian W.
Jim T.
Mike G, Bose
Jerry W
Lini, Randy
Greg
Kyle W.
9
RP McMurphy
"I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science."
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What's the residual emotion from Cuckoo's Nest? Sadness.
RP, a guy who sees things clearly but can't get out of his own way.
When it doesn't end well, one is left thinking what could've been.
Like a 9-win season.
Matt
Alvin
8
Jason Bourne
"I don't know who I am. Or where I'm going. None of it."
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An apt summary of an 8-win ND season. A lot of difficult questions ultimately unanswered.
Still, the Bourne trilogy rocks and JB is The Man.
7
John Wick
"I'm thinking I'm back..."
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For many, ND winning only 7 games would be akin to someone shooting their dog -- and requiring appropriate payback.
And like with John Wick, rationale requiring very few words of explanation.
6
Maximus
"Are you not entertained!"
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Probably not, if ND only won six games... but that's not the point here: it probably says a lot about me that the final ranked character is the most moral, selfless one of the bunch.
Sports Imitating Art.
Mere et Enfant,
La Ciotat, by Baltasar Lobo, 1947
Schadenfreude of the Week.
Taking this, now, week by week, we're going to call this "climb the ladder' time -- denoting ND's painstaking ascension back up the rankings -- that not only requires the Irish to win out but for several teams in from of them to lose, preferably repeatedly.
Teams you never gave a thought about where one simply says that you wish it didn't have to be that way... nothing personal, just business.
1.Illinois. Heretofore the 9th ranked team in the country, I was actually cheering for the Illini, driven by what a tool I think Indiana's coach is. Alas... 63-10. Ugh.
2.Utah. Not a great week for the state -- their 16th ranked university gets spanked by Texas Tech AND they their resident patron saint of Indie film, Robert Redford.
3. South Carolina. Other than Clemson (see below) -- and possibly us (!), has any team had their dreams dashed more quickly than the Gamecocks?
4. North Carolina. So, is Jordan Hudson really all that hot? Enough to blow your legacy over?
At least you have a bye this coming week (and Clemson after that).
5. Clemson. If you're still feeling 'glass half empty' about your 2025 Notre Dame Fighting Irish, think about Dabo's crew and know that things could be worse.
Just not yet.
Terry's Tools.
The few, the proud...
In the spirit of full disclosure, I've been a little distracted of late.
There's been the 3x back and forth to Colorado.
The visit to see mom in Iowa with the brothers.
Some house guests.
And while there has been no shortage of tools in the real world (see Carr, Brendan), I haven't been paying attention as close as I should within the sports realm.
But one candidate did jump out recently -- and a repeat offender that's never a surprise.
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1) USC. Kudos to The Independent podcast that Pete Sampson and Matt Fortuna host for this tidbit which I'm taking on faith as factual and not just rumor...
"Think ND'll bite? Not a chance in hell."
You may have heard that USC has finally offered a counter proposal for extending the soon-to-expire series with Notre Dame, one that gone on for nearly a century interrupted only by WWII and the 2020 Covid outbreak.
"At last, some movement," you cry!
Well not so fast. What the two aforementioned writers reported was this: SC offered only a two year extension with one of the games (presumably ND's 'home' game) to be played in Mexico City. To be aired on Netflix.
As one can imagine, neither ND or NBC (who has the Big 10 TV rights in addition to ND home games) was thrilled with that proposal.
The word 'disingenuous' springs to mind.
Name of the Week
Spoiler alert -- it's highly, highly likely you will hear this name on Saturday. Quite possibly a lot.
Through four games, this senior WR via the transfer portal -- shocker! -- already has 24 receptions for 324 yards (80 yds./game) and 3 TD's.
You think he isn't salivating about the defense he's going up against this weekend? Let us hope Leonard Moore can play...
But I digress -- this is all about the name.
First of all, the apostrophe is a nice touch. I'd imagine the parents were maybe big New Testament fans and when the baby came, dad said, "He is the Alpha and the Omega..." whereby mom replied, "Well he certainly ain't The Beginning with this uterus... this pregnancy was rough."
Okay, fine, he'll be the end, The Omega.
O'Mega Blake
Trivia!
Q. 1.Which famous songwriter pledged to be faithful to his wife in his biggest hit, only to record a song written by his mistress that became his other greatest hit?
A) Kris Kristofferson
B) Johnny Cash
C) Glen Campbell
D) Willie Nelson
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(Last blog's answer: "The Kingsmen's "Louie, Louie" was investigated by the FBI for offensive / subversive lyrics but forced the investigators to give up because no one could understand what the hell was being said.)
Final Thoughts
So hanging with my brothers in Iowa last week, family reminiscing inevitably occurs at some point.
This time, I brought up the now unthinkable notion that our mother actually let me walk... on my own... to Garfield Parkkindergarten.
I was six years old.
And school wasn't across the street. In fact, it was over half a mile away, in a relatively urban environment.
Now the cynic (which is to say any of my brothers) might say "What's the big deal?! She had three other sons..."
Losing Jerrence would certainly qualify as 'an acceptable loss'... and after all, only six, he'd barely established any substantive family roots to speak of.
But I say, nay! It was the ultimate act of pure FAITH, albeit one borne out a mother's desperation knowing her other children represented far bigger challenges -- a virtue Notre Dame fans need to now embrace.
The Corrigan family, of late, has been fond of using the battle vs. war metaphor -- which is to say, recognizing that winning an important legal battle is not the same as claiming victory in a broader war that is still yet to be determined.
The same can likely be said within the context of the sports arena, more specifically as it relates to Notre Dame's losses the last two weeks. We indeed took a couple "L" and yet, with 10 more games to play, the grander objective -- the BCS Playoffs, a natty -- are still absolutely in play.
Which probably results in a fair amount of cognitive dissonance for the lifelong Irish football fan who is used to a binary undefeated-or-nothing attitude about national championship aspirations.
Quote of the Month
In these troubled times, it's all about having your priorities in order.
Word of the Month
Used in a sentence paragraph: Jerrence knew better than to read the post-game opinions on the Notre Dame message board.
Nothing good was going to come from that exercise.
And yet, like a moth drawn to a flame, inexorably... he went there.
To be sure, it did not make him happy but reading the pablum from the know-it-all's did leave him with a certain sense of superiority, both philosophical and intellectual. Didn't they have anything better to do than rip players and coaches -- all whom they'd never have the stones to say to their faces.
He wondered if this is what maturity felt like.
Better late than never, he supposed.
Game 1 & 2 Thoughts
They reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
But they wind up wounded, not even dead
Tonight in Jungleland.
One game is merely a data point - and the vehicle for rabid overreaction (good or bad). Two games begin a trend and reasonable people can register certain opinions, knowing that things can still be considered work-in-progress.
With that as a starting point, here's what I think:
1. CJ Carr. He's good. And seemingly close to being really good.
Despite making a couple poor decisions in each game (that one could argue contributed to the losses), it's hard not to think that Freeman made the right choice.
2. RB's. Love hasn't been bad, and it sure looks like defenses are keying on him until Carr proves he can beat them passing... But it's also hard not to reasonably evaluate that Jadarian Price has been the better back thus far.
And for the love of God, we can we limit the Jeremiyah Love Wildcat play to, say, twice a game?
3. Play calling. I guess I expected more...creativity... from Denbrock. Is this a function of not trusting the young QB (he seems just fine)?
4. Transfers. Malachi Fields looks to me like the real deal. He's no Beaux Collins!
5. The Defense. Not just disappointing. They're actually bad*.
Is this a function of youth reading their own press clippings?
The way ND Nation is reacting, Chris Ash better not own a dog.
* With the notable exception of Leonard Moore.
6. The schedule. I wonder, is this gonna be the new normal?
With Big 10 and SEC inter-conference play taking up the back half of the year, will we be always be playing our toughest teams right out of the gate?
I'm prepared to believe Miami might be better than I thought they were.
I'm not prepared to think the same about A&M.
Nonetheless, lotta ballgame left.
7. Beer In Stadium. Surely foretold by the prophecy of 1977's Keg In Stadium operation.
Nice -- and surely very profitable -- move by ND leadership. But let me know, for nights like last Saturday, when there's whiskey-in-stadium.
Buddy's Buddy
For those who have had dogs in their households and have come to know, perhaps outside of my brother Tim, their impact on your life to be a uniformly positive one.
Their predominant characteristic? Unconditional love.
You can have the worst f***ing day and when you come home, they are pumped to see you. It really is quite amazing.
So as Jerrence processed the disappointments of the first two football games, he found himself in WWBD mode.
Pondering, What Would Buddy Do?
And it came to him: Buddy would befriend the guy who needed it the most.
Tyler Buchner, come on down.
Let us be clear here: he did not lose the game, (when you score 40 points, the 41st point shouldn't be critical). And what NBC did -- continually putting the camera on him during A&M's final drive -- was unconscionable. If I Bevacqua, I'd be telling NBC that producer is no longer welcome on our campus.
But Tyler also didn't run away. He didn't sit on the bench and cover his head with a towel as many would've. He showed... what's the word that eludes me... oh, yeah... character.
He'll survive this I'm sure. And I'm also sure his teammates have his back.
That doesn't mean he couldn't use one more friend.
RE-PETE (A shameless, illegal lift of Pete Sampson's weekly mail-bag)
One would think there wouldn't be a lot of positivity emanating from Notre Dame beat writers after Saturday night's game.
One would be correct.
And yet, if last season showed us anything, don't quite give up the ghost yet.
Maybe, just maybe. From Mr. Sampson's column today...
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Is there still a path for Notre Dame and Clemson?
The reality is, while Notre Dame has played arguably the toughest combination of two games of anyone in the country so far, its schedule the rest of the way appears forgiving. USC just cracked the AP Top 25 this week to give them one more ranked opponent. That game is in South Bend, and the Irish are still ranked one spot higher despite not having won a game.
The Irish will need the Trojans or someone else to step up to give ND a chance at a quality win. Of the remaining 10 games on the schedule, seven of those teams already have a loss. USC, North Carolina State and Navy are the remaining unbeatens. Looking to Navy for a quality win is the definition of desperation, but USC and NC State could be good.
At this point of the season, who knows, but Notre Dame does have a realistic path to 10-2, which would create quite an interesting resume come CFP selection time.
Source: The Athletic
September 16, 2025
Cocktail of the Month
Fun fact: The Woman In White was the first play I went to see when I started traveling to London for work in 1989.
I went, probably because I couldn't get a ticket to Les Miz on such short notice.
Spooky stories have always intrigued me, I just wish they wouldn't appear on the football field.
(No one wants to see the Ghost of Wretched ND Defenses Past.)
The Woman in White Wine Spritzer
"The Woman In White
by Wilkie Collins (1859)
The Woman In White is a complicated novel of switched identities, damsels in distress wicked counts and yes, a mysterious woman in white.
As you puzzle your way through the tangled webs of the story, you may find yourself seeking a simple pleasure to pair with the perplexing plot.
With just two ingredients, you can make a delicious foundation to dress up with your favorite garnishes.
You'll already be shivering from the cool cruelty of men wrongfully imprisoning women in asylum be sure to keep your wine and soda as cold as possible for the best results.
Yield: 1 serving
4 oz. white wine (e.g., sauvignon blanc or pinot grigio)
2 oz. club soda
lemon or lime wedge, for garnish
1. Fill a wine glass with ice cubes.
2. Pour the white wine into the glass.
3. Top the wine with soda water or club soda, adjusting the amount to your desired level of effervescence.
4. Gently stir to mix the wine and club soda.
5. Garnish with the lemon or lime wedge, if using.
Source: The Turn of the Screwdriver
50 Dark & Twisted Literary Cocktails
By Iphigenia Jones
Schedule 2025
The upcoming 2025 schedule draweth ever nigh...
August
31@Miami L
September
13Texas A&M L
20Purdue Corrigan brother reunion!
27@ArkansasSoooiiieeee!
October
4 Boise St.Alumni Hall Reunion weekend, Union Pier MI
11NC State
18 USC "Lincoln, We Hardly Knew Ye" (wussy)
November
1@BC
9Navy
16@Pitt
23 Syracuse
29@Stanford
December
19-20 PLAYOFF GAME!
Wager 2025
Like a hot knife through butter, down go another 15...
Regrets, I've a few.
Then again, too few to mention...
Wins
ND Equivalence
Domer
12
The Joker
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
-----
Ledger's Joker is mercurial, charismatic and a complete psychopath.
Utterly unforgettable.
Just as a Notre Dame undefeated, on-their-way-to-a-national championship-season would be.
Kevin C.
John P
John L
Brian M
JP
Bryan G
Raz
Dave M
Tim B.
11
Otto
"Don't call me stupid!"
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Ex-CIA operative Otto lives at the intersection of dangerous and moronic.
An 'Otto season' for ND would be a rollercoaster -- a lot of fun with youth at some key positions, and likely more than it's fair share of 'that wasn't very clever' moments.
Gutsch , Sloane
Daryl
Jim S.
Peter
Tim
Ted
Bill
Jim B
Pat B
George
Alex, Feif
Garrett
Spit the Elder
10
Hans Landa
"That's a bingo!"
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Jew hunter Landa -- equal parts chillingly pathological and pragmatic, this character would probably represent a 10-win regular season that might make you sick to your stomach but ultimately pretty satisfied.
Jerrence,
Mike C,
Tim C.
Mark U.
Jerry P.
Jerry C.
Mike B.
Brian W.
Jim T.
Mike G, Bose
Jerry W
Lini, Randy
Greg
Kyle W.
9
RP McMurphy
"I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science."
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What's the residual emotion from Cuckoo's Nest? Sadness.
RP, a guy who sees things clearly but can't get out of his own way.
When it doesn't end well, one is left thinking what could've been.
Like a 9-win season.
Matt
Alvin
8
Jason Bourne
"I don't know who I am. Or where I'm going. None of it."
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An apt summary of an 8-win ND season. A lot of difficult questions ultimately unanswered.
Still, the Bourne trilogy rocks and JB is The Man.
7
John Wick
"I'm thinking I'm back..."
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For many, ND winning only 7 games would be akin to someone shooting their dog -- and requiring appropriate payback.
And like with John Wick, rationale requiring very few words of explanation.
6
Maximus
"Are you not entertained!"
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Probably not, if ND only won six games... but that's not the point here: it probably says a lot about me that the final ranked character is the most moral, selfless one of the bunch.
Sports Imitating Art.
The Hermit (I| solitario), by John Singer Sargent, 1908
Schadenfreude of the Week.
Well, if ever there was a 'misery loves company' vibe to this section, these would be the weeks...
The fact is there's always someone you can find to enjoy they're going down.
It's just tougher when your team is downn there with 'em.
1.Clemson. There was a point where I was beginning to re-think whether I should've cheered for Clemson vs. LSU (I did not) but now that they've lost again... to Ga. Tech... I'm "in for a penny, in for a pound." Keep losing, Dabo!
2. South Carolina. This is more a celebration as much for Clark Lea seemingly turning Vandy into a decent program.
Terry's Tools.
The few, the proud...
With any luck, we're a mere week away from returning to a diet of football, or at least sports related, jiggery pokery (defined as 'deceptive or dishonest behavior')...
But this is not that week.
At least not entirely (for that, we can thank our eternal 'go to', the NCAA).
So, hopefully, consider this an amuse bouche for what surely will be a season's worth of head scratching, mind numbing decision making.
The kind that would make this section's poster children say, "Even by our low standards, what were they thinking?!"
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1) Cracker Barrel. I'll never go down in anyone's Hall of Fame for marketers but I gotta say this: when your target market is actually in your brand name -- crackers! -- it doesn't take a genius to know that changing your logo and removing beloved uncle Herschel was not going to go down well with the constituency.
Oh the humanity!
Yet another CMO undone by a desire to expand their audience -- contemporize! -- while forgetting what the brand actually stands for, even if in this case, it's vaguely southern white trash. Their money is legal tender too!
2) Kaleb Johnson The first rule of Fight Club Kickoff Returner Club is... know the kickoff rules! Allow me to summarized what happened in the Pittsburgh Steeler - Seattle Seahawks game last Sunday:
"Wait, what? I gotta pick it up?"
After the Seahawks took a 17-14 lead early in the quarter on a field goal, Johnson allowed the ensuing kickoff to bounce over his head and into the end zone.
As Johnson ran toward the Steelers' sideline, apparently believing the play would be called dead, Seattle continued to cover the kick, and backup George Holani fell on the ball before it rolled out of the back of the end zone for a touchdown and a 24-14 Seattle lead.
To be fair, the NFL seems to change the kickoff rules every year these days. Still...
3) SEC refs It's a fact that one could probably call a penalty on virtually every play.
It's also a fact that with the game on the line, the refs will call the obvious ones.
And they don't get much more obvious than the holding A&M did on their winning play.
So much so that even the reffing community were outraged by it...
I always thought that Texas A&M's famed "12th Man" was supposed to be their student body...
4) James Franklin. They say "you can't fix stupid." You also can't fix low character. To wit: In Penn State's 2nd game this year versus FIU, they recover a fumble on the FIU 5 yard line with 1:19 left in game, up 27-0...
Do they take a knee? No they do not.
Instead Franklin puts preseason AA RB Nick Singleton out there to run it in.
Asshole.
Name of the Week
This week, we're reaching into the historical vault for great names from the past.
This one comes circa 2018 and while they never seemed to make it in the athletic field -- though truth be told I haven't checked the Canadian Football league, MMA or the professional Irish Curling circuit, they still need to be recognized:
Yo'Heinz Tyler
A WR for Ball State back in the day, it's not often that a name can double as a possible tag line for an ad campaign...
"Yeo! Heinz!"
(And sadly, no, his family is not from Pittsburgh.)
Though it would've been awesome if he was: imagine if mom had worked at Westinghouse?
Trivia!
Q. 1.Which famous songwriter pledged to be faithful to his wife in his biggest hit, only to record a song written by his mistress that became his other greatest hit?
A) Eric Clapton
B) Johnny Cash
C) Harry Nilsson
D) Bob Dylan
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(Last blog's answer: "The Kingsmen's "Louie, Louie" was investigated by the FBI for offensive / subversive lyrics but forced the investigators to give up because no one could understand what the hell was being said.)