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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Week 8 (2013): How Ya Like Me Now?

"I'm telling ya, some day this West Virgina moonshiner look is gonna catch on BIG in a pro sport..."

The following may or may not be true:   There once was a young university student, an aspiring Man of Letters.  We'll call him Torrance, who, having a paper due the following day instead opted to attend a Sunday afternoon social affair hosted by one of the school's other dormitories.  We'll call it Lyons.  At said gathering was softball - it was Spring! - and beer.  And the student partook of all that was offered.  In abundance.  

When it came time to leave he headed dutifully to the school library to write his paper, full of the inspiration and insight that comes with alcohol and sport.

This is another fine mess you've gotten yourself into, Terry...
Retiring to the top floor and a secluded carrel, ostensibly to enhance his focus, almost immediately he fell asleep, only to wake up after midnight to a completely darkened - and empty - building.  The lad arose, mildly shaken, simultaneously 1) wondering why the library staff wasn't more diligent in their final evening sweep protocol and 2) praying that the elevators were still working.  (They were.)
That looks pretty dark up there...

Without belaboring the next several minutes, the library ended up being not as locked down as it could (the floor locks on the foyer revolving doors being surprisingly malleable) and Torry made it back to his dorm, banged out his paper at 1am - ultimately achieving a 'B', the grade he probably would've received had he written the paper on his originally planned timing.

This irony was not lost on the student. Nor were the other important Life Lessons involving crisis management, instinctual course correction and the oft overrated emphasis on advanced planning. 

This is shared to confess that like that fly-by-the-seat-of-his-pants student, not so much diligence was invested in viewing this week's game.  In fact, I didn't even watch the latter half of the 4th Quarter.  And yet, I'm still hoping for a 'B'.

But wasn't that obstruction of St. Louis winning?

But in appropriate context, resisting the urge to over-think this game might be viewed as a very good thing:  a) by Game 7, it's tough to identify new insights (especially for a team that seems comfortable repeating the same behavior) and b) after the 1st series, the game finally became one of those stress free experiences where one could turn their attention to dinner plans, The World Series and whether Mylie Cyrus might be hosting SNL.

But maybe the true moral of this parable has more to do with a "it's always darkest before dawn (especially if you're on the 13th floor of a locked down library)" conclusion.  

Facing a bleak future of an Andrew Hendrix-led team, the headline here is Much Maligned Tommy Returns In Fine Fashion while the 'D' Remains (mostly) Stout and finally, don't look now - but the Freshmen Are Contributing at an increasingly high level.  


Song of The Week  
It is surprising that to-date (I think) The Clash has never been offered up in this space.  They are, after all, my favorite band.  Perhaps it's because I could never quite make the connection between ND football and overthrow of authoritarian Third World governments. 

But that ends today, with the ironically named "Complete Control" - a song that speaks to being in control in name only.  Which, depending on how this season progresses, may actually be a very accurate description of ND football.  But for one game, we're taking the song's title quite literally.

Ooh ooh ooh, someone's really smart.
Ooh ooh ooh, complete control, that's a laugh
C-O-N...  control!

WORD OF THE WEEK 
HYPOMANIAC    in·FAN·dus
noun 

:  One suffering from the mental disorder characterized by excessive optimism or confidence.

Used in a sentence:  After watching the team finally trounce someone, albeit a service academy, young Terry held his breath in wait for the oncoming "We're back!" proclamations from ND Nation hypomaniacs.
 


Tuesdays with Murphy & Seamus.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Seamus: So Bud, I saw your pal Corrigan lost the American Songwriter contest to some 'Tea For The Tillerman' lovin' dude.  That's gotta sting. 

Murph:  No kidding. I'm surprised the guy didn't have Enya on his list.

BuddyWell, he's devastated.  I told him to get "American Beauty" in his Top 10 but no - he had to keep that lame Eagles concept album...   
Murphy:  Hey, everyone's got a semi-embarrassing guilty pleasure. Seamus, need we remind you of your Jonas Brothers period?  
Buddy:  Onto the game, boys -  nice to have a bit of a breather, yes?
Seamus: It's about time. After the 1st quarter, the D seemed to finally get their option responsibilities down.
Nice costumes, boys...
Buddy:  True but from my vantage point, this game was all about reaffirming Tommy Rees's place as perhaps the single most indispensable player we have this year - as disconcerting as that thought is.  Even with a couple great catches bailing him out, he looked pretty darn good.

Murphy:  True dat.  He's gotta be this week's Bud even as Jaylon continues to make plays and TJ Jones looks more and more like a total stud every week.
Seamus:  But did you see that completion Hendrix had?
Buddy:   Completion. As in singular.  
Murphy:  You have a point.  Seamus does love to incite debate. But maybe not this time.
Buddy:  So we're aligned. Tommy is The Man. 


Game Observations
2013's Zoolander award winner...
  • Tommy.  Best Game Ever. Now do it next week. And again after that against someone other than a service academy.
  • I'm calling it right here, right now:  Folston is the team's best RB.
  • But Cam is the dreamiest.
  • ND's WR group have so much potential, it's scary.
  • Ben Koyack.  Another proof point for TE 'U'?
  • Defense. It's all about the line. And we better hope Day & Nix get healthy quickly.
  • While we're handling the option much better these days - everyone remember Navy in the Meadowlands? - does it give anyone pause that it still takes us one full Quarter to get there?
  • It looks like the DB's practiced tackling this week.
  • I cannot figure out our O-line:  Are they good? Are they mediocre?  They're sure not dominant, at least in the running game. 
  • Better hope Chris Watt isn't badly hurt. 
2,160 miles away from campus, Everett speaks.  If you haven't see the video, an interesting watch. He semi-confirms the cheating allegation and yet, not in any specifics.  (Did he cheat or did he help someone else?) 

 The Schedule
August / September
October
November
31    TEMPLE                         W  
  7    @Michigan                       L  
14   @Purdue                           W 
21   MICHIGAN STATE         W 
28   OKLAHOMA*                L  
  5   ARIZONA STATE (Dallas)     W 

19   USC                                         W  
26   @Air Force                              W  
 2     NAVY                     
 9    @Pitt                      

23    BYU   
30    @Stanford               
*Linipalooza!

THE BET

Fascinating times lay ahead... one would like to think there's an excellent probability of going into BYU with 8 wins banked. Fun fact:  Kelly is 20-2 in November over the last six years.  Fingers crossed, Team 10!



Wins


Philospher

School of Thought / Representative Quote


Modern
Translation

Contestant 
prediction

12


EPICURIS
The Self-Indulgent & Excessive

“You don’t develop courage by being happy in your relationships every day.  You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity..”


Man up! We’re still BCS bound even w/o Everett and Eddie! Go Irish!  (And stop bogarting the wine skin, bro…)


11
Kevin C, Ray, Dave M

10


KIERKEGAARD
The Logical

“Face the facts of being what you are, for that changes what you are…”
Epicuris is an incorrigible drunk but he’s right about this still being a very good team.  That said, losing Golson has to cost us a game or two.

Terry, Peter, Ted, Mike G, JayJPDaryl, Jerry W, Dennis

9
Raz, Jim S, Jim T, Bob S, Tim C, Jerry C, Mike C, Tom, Randy, Tim SBlair,  Kevin M, Shea, Mark

8

WITTGENSTEIN
The Realist

“I sit astride Life like a bad rider on a horse.  I only owe it to the horse’s good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment…”

I don’t have a clue what’s gonna happen but the odds alone suggest we’ll win 7-8 and go bowling in Shreveport. 

GarrettBryan, John, Brian, Lini, Jerry P, Ryan C, Matt

7
Alvin


6

SCHOPENHAUER
The Skeptic

“The wise have always said the same things, and fools, who are the majority, have always done just the opposite…”

Epicurus is delusional. Everett is a significant loss. The entire ‘O’ was built around him. Bet high at your peril.


5


4

DIOGENES
The Cynic

“What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others…”
The high point of the year is gonna be the ‘A’ Lot experience.  AgainNot that that's a bad thing.


3



2

NIETZSCHE
The Nihilist

“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything…”
Honestly, why bother with any of this?  Life beyond ‘A’ Lot is a wretched, futile existence - devoid of meaning. May I have another Bloody?



1



COCKTAIL OF THE WEEK

The Conspiracy Theory
  • 1 oz. Midori liqueur
  • 1 oz. Black Seal rum
  • 1 oz.  pineapple juice
  • 1 oz. orange juice
Mix all the ingredients, then serve over ice.  When you bought the rum, the liquor store clerk suggested that it goes really well with orange juice.  But how did he know you had bought OJ? 

It's all starting to make sense:  The Fedex guy called you by name all summer.  Where did he get that information?  Who's he really working for - NSA?  Opus Dei?  Lisa's Book Club pals?

You tell a co-worker (actually, Steve the in-house maintenance man) about these troubling signs.  Try not to react when he reminds you of last week's episode involving mixing alcohol and the anti-depressants. He cites New England Journal of Medicine research about the combination's link to forgetfulness and paranoia. 

But who told him that you were on medication? Or that you even drink, for that matter?


There's no doubt in your mind.  They're all working for him.  Steve:  I'm watching you.

(This one's for you, Chancellor Merkel.)

SCHADENFREUDE
What the Schadenfreude gods giveth, the Schadenfreude gods taketh away... so sadly, not a lot to celebrate this week.  Yet I can always find someone's disappointment to toast:

1Northwestern.  Yes the Big Ten's historical doormat is #1 on the list.  But to live in Chicago these days is to get a constant dose of "Pat Fitzgerald as God" buzz.  If you had defeated Ohio State, Pat, maybe. And I would've been your biggest fan.  But you didn't. So I'm not.

2.  UCLA.  Another conundrum:  I actually like UCLA, especially when they beat USC. But I also want them to understand their role in college athletics:  you're a basketball school.  Like Duke. Or Kentucky.  And any stud California football player who doesn't want to go the SC is supposed to be coming our way.  Got it?  But nice try against Oregon. 

3.  Texas Tech.  Where is Lubbock anyway?  Just north of Hell (and east of Area 51!)  In truth, I don't really dislike you, Raider Nation - I don't actually know anything about you.  But you were ranked #10 and while I still cling to a scintilla of a chance that ND can bag a decent bowl bid, you had to go down.

4.  Penn State.  I can hear Thompson say, "Good God, man, haven't they suffered enough?"  A $60MM payout this week to Sandusky victims AND an annihilation by Ohio State. So apparently not.

LANE'S LADS
In honor of the untimely demise of this section's patron saint, we're dedicating this segment to coach Kiffin for the balance of the season.

It's Wide Receiver Week in Cretin Country...
1. Nick Saban.  As if football coaches don't already hold too much sway in college (see Paterno, Joe), now apparently they can dictate stadium ticket policy. Big Nick doesn't like that Alabama students aren't staying for the whole 60 minutes (hello, they're college kids and you're winning by 40 pts. every week) so the university has rescinded student reserved seating for a general admission policy. Really glad you weren't ND's coach when we were there.

2.  Greg Jennings.   Surely no one but me has followed Green Bay's former #1 WR buggering off to the Vikings for big free agent $$ that no one else in the league would pony up.   Apparently Greg took umbrage that Aaron Rodgers didn't go to bat for him with team mgmt to aggressively re-sign him.  So he spent the off season talking and talking and talking about A-Rod... Really, really bad idea.

3.  Dez Bryant. Setting aside his immense talent for the moment, is there a bigger "it's all about me" tool in any pro sport right now?

4.  Golden Tate.  Whether you're stealing doughnuts or taunting opponents while scoring - so much for the Lou Holtz 'act like you've been there' credo - you never fail to be a Notre Dame Alumni Disappointment. At least to me.

5.  Erin Andrews.   You are insipid personified. The quality of World Series baseball has been shaky enough, Fox Sports, I'm begging you, make her go away.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking."               
                                John Kenneth Galbraith

One man's opinion:



1.  This is why internet sports message boards flourish and crush the soul both at the same time.
2.  To grasp this statement is to understand The Tao of Lini





Shameless Parental Plug
This is daughter Shea's week to guest blog at One Week, One Band - as she deconstructs The Arctic Monkeys - a band few of you have heard of and less have listened to. 

But that's cool -as we like to say in Marketing Land, you're not the target.  

But check it out anyway to see a Corrigan with real writing talent.  If you scroll to Monday's submission, you'll get a nice tribute to Lou Reed and a video of his song "Vicious" - something that would be a perfect 'Song of the Week' candidate if ND was ever actually, you know, vicious... 

Final Thought I - Scotchlandia Update
Disregard the appearance of The New World looking like a pre-FBI raid Branch Davidian complex.  That's just the NSA messing with us after our proclamation of secession. 

Acre parcels available for Time Share: 

 1. Macallan
5. Glenlivet
 9.  Laphroaig
 2.  Glenmorangie
6. Lagavulin
10.
 3.  Glenturret
7.  Balvenie
11.
 4.  Glenfiddich
8. Oban



Final Thought - II
Masterpiece Theater
Enough with sunny, surreal, vacuous southern California.  

Back to the misty, dementia-riddled dreamscape that was St. Louis Blvd in the late 1970's.  

So seemingly normal looking,  so not normal behaving.  

Laundry. SchoolShots.  Just "A Day In The Life of 801."

Enjoy.  




Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Week 7 (2013): Keep Calm & Carry On

"I love it when the dogs talk..."
Not to brag and boast but according to Google Stats, this blog is very, very big in the Ukraine.  Kiev in particular. Which is not entirely surprising - in Bucharest I'm kinda a big deal.  I'm guessing its due to the frequent Dostoyevsky references, constant vodka-based cocktails I promote and of course, a mutual love of haiku.
    But that's not why I bring it up. Many a time one will come across people with a singular skill or aptitude that you can tell they're completely unaware they even possess.  Apparently for me, it's beguiling Eastern Europeans.  For Notre Dame football, it's the ability to play exclusively to the level of their competition.  No wonder NBC loves them - every game is close, even when it shouldn't be.

    Because our team is NOT GOOD...
    That is not to suggest that I'm complaining this week.  A victory over USC, no matter how it comes about, is to be celebrated.  And if you live anywhere near southern California, said victory is also to be rubbed in the noses of their insufferable alumni.  (Hey, there's no law that says one has to be a gracious winner every week.)

    An argument can be made that injuries play a critical role in our playing down to everyone.  Kelly said that we're now playing without 8 players in the original 2-deep, incl. four starters.  And one could make the case that Hendrix is the 4th string QB.  Yikes.  Football has become a total game of attrition and he who stays healthy, wins*.  Or perhaps more accurately, he who keeps their key players healthy, wins.   

    Watching Rees go down makes you appreciate that some axioms are actually true.   

    *with the notable exception of Jacksonville.

    Text of the Week
    Why does my ass pucker at kick off.
                      Received before ND-USC game, 10/19/13

    Who, exactly, are you watching the game with? 

    Song of The Week 
    The older I get, the more convinced I am that The Doors were one of the greatest bands ever.  And that had I been older during their heyday, I surely would've treated their music like a religion, deifying Jim Morrison and generally heading down a bad path involving a nomadic, peyote-based existence somewhere in the South West while calling myself The Lizard Child.

    Okay, Shea, we're off to see Oscar Wilde's crypt...
    Go ahead, smirk. But I've made the pilgrimage to the Paris grave.  (And yes, I took a daughter with me - one never passes up a teachable moment.)

    At any rate, the band was from Los Angeles, which seems geographically relevant this week.  And while I really don't have a clue as to what this song is about, I'm pretty sure it's got something to do with waiting. Which implies patience. Of which I have precious little but it would seem, have been finally rewarded for, at least as it relates to our Defense finally getting their act together.  Huzzah! 

    Waiting... Waiting... Waiting... Waiting...
    Waiting for you to - come along
    Waiting for you to - hear my song
    Waiting for you to - tell me what went wrong.

    This is the strangest life I've ever known. 


    WORD OF THE WEEK 
    INFANDOUS    in·FAN·dus
    adjective 

    :  something too mind-destroyingly terrible to even mention

    Used in a sentence:  After watching the 1st half and seeing how truly mediocre USC was, the prospect of ND's losing the game struck young Terry as utterly infandous.


    Tuesdays with Murphy & Seamus.

    Seamus: So Bud, Murph and I were watching "Hugo" on Saturday night after the game and I made the observation that the film was clearly the culmination of Scorsese's long-time reverence for French Cinema and Louis Malle in particular...  
    I wish it ran over Sacha Baron Cohen...

    Murph:  That is sooo superficial. And it totally misses the more interesting homage - Marty's use of Sergei Eisenstein's cutting edge cinematic techniques involving movement and depth of field, most stunningly realized with the train sequence... 
    Next week, The New German Cinema movement...

    BuddyUm, boys.  The USC game.
    Murphy:  Oh yeah. Right.  Quite the defensive struggle.
    Buddy: That's being polite.  That was some ugly football.  But it was nice to see our Defense finally show up.
    Seamus:  In particular, Mr. Tuitt.
    Buddy:  He'd get my vote - he was a beast all evening, especially in the 4th Quarter.
     
    Murphy:  Let's not forget our newest wunderkind, Jaylon. The kid just gets better every game.
    Buddy:  And let's also not minimize that had he stayed upright, Our Man Tommy was a contender. As much as it shocks me to say this, if he stays in the game we probably win by 14.
    Seamus:  I still say Stephon should get the call tonight - and not just because Murph ridiculed my film analysis. The defensive line dominated almost all night and Tuitt was clearly at the forefront.

    Buddy:  Agreed. 

    Game Day!
    9:30am.  I turn on ESPN 'Game Day' and see guest predictor Bill Murray body slamming an profoundly confused and near wholly incoherent Lee Corso. Brilliant!  (I wonder, if Corso were to suffer a head injury, would anyone be able to tell?)

    Nonetheless, I don't know the context - it's clearly a joke - but I take Corso's lying on the ground, getting pummeled as a good sign. Serves him right - he picked SC.  (Murray picked ND.)

    3:30pm. Arrive 'A' Lot... Peter (and Bloody Mary's)!  Mary 'n Mo  (and Food)!  I love this place! 

    Dr. Bob!  A game viewing companion! And I don't have to watch this game out in the chilly night air.  How incredibly... civilized

    Game Observations
    • Serious question #1: do we have only one play in 4th and short yardage?
    • We'd be scary if we knew how to tackle.
    • Bob, this chair is extremely comfy.  And the wine is fantastic! Ambitious yet unpretentious.  Unlike me.
    • Cam the Man is one shifty little white dude.  Still don't believe he's our best RB.
    • Do you think Jaylon could play CB too while he's at it?
    • TJ Jones has gotten better every single year.  He'd look great in a Packer uni next year.  (Hello, who wouldn't.)
    • Serious question #2:Do we even practice special teams coverage?
    • USC is truly mediocre. 
    • Their Song Girls are not.
    • Hey Bob, it's looking cold AND wet at the stadium.  Bummer for them, huh! Got any more snacks?
    • Funny how a team can recruit - or develop - so well for a certain position.  Is there any doubt we are TE 'U'?
    • Bob, it would appear Kelly hasn't been playing favorites all this time - Tommy really is the only viable QB we have.
    • Nice to see us consistently play defense for more than two downs.  
    • Stephon is probably re-thinking the whole "I'm coming back for my senior year" comment.

      The Schedule
      August / September
      October
      November
      31    TEMPLE                         W  
        7    @Michigan                       L  
      14   @Purdue                           W 
      21   MICHIGAN STATE         W 
      28   OKLAHOMA*                L  
        5   ARIZONA STATE (Dallas)     W 

      19   USC                                         W    
      26   @Air Force                            
       2     NAVY                     
       9    @Pitt                      

      23    BYU   
      30    @Stanford               
      *Linipalooza!

      THE BET

      Team 10.  Let's not count our chickens yet...  especially with Tommy possibly down... but Saturday night was a pretty big hurdle to clear. If the D plays like this going forward, we might have a shot at Stanford being The Deciding Game.  Dare to dream.



      Wins


      Philospher

      School of Thought / Representative Quote


      Modern
      Translation

      Contestant 
      prediction

      12


      EPICURIS
      The Self-Indulgent & Excessive

      “You don’t develop courage by being happy in your relationships every day.  You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity..”


      Man up! We’re still BCS bound even w/o Everett and Eddie! Go Irish!  (And stop bogarting the wine skin, bro…)


      11
      Kevin C, Ray, Dave M

      10


      KIERKEGAARD
      The Logical

      “Face the facts of being what you are, for that changes what you are…”
      Epicuris is an incorrigible drunk but he’s right about this still being a very good team.  That said, losing Golson has to cost us a game or two.

      Terry, Peter, Ted, Mike G, JayJPDaryl, Jerry W, Dennis

      9
      Raz, Jim S, Jim T, Bob S, Tim C, Jerry C, Mike C, Tom, Randy, Tim SBlair,  Kevin M, Shea, Mark

      8

      WITTGENSTEIN
      The Realist

      “I sit astride Life like a bad rider on a horse.  I only owe it to the horse’s good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment…”

      I don’t have a clue what’s gonna happen but the odds alone suggest we’ll win 7-8 and go bowling in Shreveport. 

      GarrettBryan, John, Brian, Lini, Jerry P, Ryan C, Matt

      7
      Alvin


      6

      SCHOPENHAUER
      The Skeptic

      “The wise have always said the same things, and fools, who are the majority, have always done just the opposite…”

      Epicurus is delusional. Everett is a significant loss. The entire ‘O’ was built around him. Bet high at your peril.


      5


      4

      DIOGENES
      The Cynic

      “What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others…”
      The high point of the year is gonna be the ‘A’ Lot experience.  AgainNot that that's a bad thing.


      3



      2

      NIETZSCHE
      The Nihilist

      “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything…”
      Honestly, why bother with any of this?  Life beyond ‘A’ Lot is a wretched, futile existence - devoid of meaning. May I have another Bloody?



      1



      COCKTAIL OF THE WEEK

      Dr. Feel Nothing

      • 1 oz. Swedish punch
      • 1 oz. vodka
      • 1 oz.  lemon juice
      • 1 oz. orange juice
      • 2 10mg. Resmilify antidepressant pills 
      Shake the first four ingredients in an old-fashioned glass. Drink slowly. Suddenly remember you forgot to take the meds your psychiatrist friend prescribed for you.  Vaguely recall his warning about skipping dosages. Panic.

      Find your prescription   What did he say about mixing alcohol and pharmaceuticals?  Was it something "awful" or "awesome"?  Oh well.  Too late.  It's not like things are going to get worse.

      Wait, Tommy just got hurt?

      SCHADENFREUDE
      One knew it was just a matter of time before all those close calls started going the other way. This weekend, nine ranked teams go down - the motherlode!  

      1Michigan.  I know I disappoint you, Shea, with this choice. And it was two weekends ago - practically ancient history.  But I can't help it - UM has skated by at least two other times (incl. this week) and they deserved to be called out.  And I'm still miffed that your players all seem to play the game of their lives against us, then come crashing back to earth vs. the Akrons of the world. You deserved the Penn St. loss.  And in my heart, I did rejoice.  Sorry.
      Where's the ole Bawl Coach?

      2.  The State of South Carolina.  Talk about humiliation - one team loses to a school whose athletes actually go to class and the other one, ranked #3 in the country, gets 51 hung on 'em.  Ouch. Well at least you still have your crazy militias to plan the big Confederate comeback. 

      3.  Southern California, the geography.  Both USC and UCLA go down this week in games that were both to measure where the programs are at. Now we know. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

      4.  LSU.  Call me predictable but watching Les Miles explain how he blew the game with awful late game management never gets old.

      5.  Texas A&M.  They lose AND Johnny Football gets beat up?  Cue up Lou Reed's "Perfect Day."

      LANE'S LADS
      In honor of the untimely demise of this section's patron saint, we're dedicating this segment to coach Kiffin for the balance of the season.

      With the bye week another solid opportunity to stockpile idiots, starting with the most vocal of them...
      1. Jim Irsay.  Proving once again that rich and stupid aren't mutually exclusive concepts. Most of you know I'm not an especially ardent Peyton Manning fan... think he spent much of his early career whining and pointing the finger at others when things didn't work out.  But the guy made the Indianapolis Colts. And you, Jim, a ton of money.
      2.  49'er fans.   Arizona Cardinal DL Calais Campbell lies motionless on the San Francisco turf after a horrific collision.  Time for a stadium audience to collectively gasp and hope they haven't just witnessed a man get paralyzed.  But in SF, not so much.  It's let's do The Wave time!  I'm not sure what's worse - the complete insensitivity to a potentially catastrophic injury or the choice of doing a ritual that should've been retired last century. 

      3.  Houston Texan fans, again. Remember Matt Schaub? Starting QB suffering thru a nightmare year. Just when one thinks it can't get worse for him, it does - he gets hurt. And how do the Texan fans react? They cheer.  As one teammate aptly described it, barbaric.
      Scotchlandia!  Come for our drinks but stay for the odd creatures.

      On a related note, did you know that after the 2012 election, over 100,000 people signed a petition for Texas to secede from the USA? (And that doesn't even include my write-in vote.)  Interestingly at the same time, voters in Austin also announced their petition to secede from Texas.  With this as my inspiration, I'm declaring that hence forward, the 11 acres formerly known as Corrinella Farms is seceding from Indiana and will be officially known as... Scotchlandia.  Our Office of Tourism is now open.  


      4.  Cierre Wood.  Less than 1700 guys get to play in the NFL each year.  You were one of them.  'Were' being the operative word since you couldn't be more discreet with your ganja love.  Sad.



      Why didn't we think of jalapeno-based vodka?
      QUOTE OF THE WEEK

      "The church is close but the road is icy.     The tavern   
      'A' Lot is far but I will walk carefully."               
                                                                Russian proverb

      Written centuries ago, relevant today.  Eerie. 

      Final Thought - I
       



      USC fan.

      Did we mention that Scotchlandia has horses?









      Final Thought - II
      Masterpiece Theater
      Last week, you saw "801 Throws A Party" - depicting a society devoid of genuine communication, disaffected youth desperately striving for human connection amidst a dystopian landscape littered with alcohol and stolen furniture.

      This being USC Week, it felt only fitting to offer a counter balance - something sunnier, more optimistic and (it goes without saying) shallower.  In other words, "Senior Class Trip."

      I'd like to say I recall much of this adventure but I don't.  My lasting memories mostly involve daily breakfast meetings with university management, inquiring as to who...
      • pulled the fire alarm
      • threw the furniture into the pool
      • attacking a classmate with a fish
      • abandoned their rental car mate at the airport and drove to Vegas
      Good times. (Thank you, Bose.)