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Thursday, October 13, 2022

Week 5: Viva Las Vegas

All you need's a strong heart
And a nerve of steel...


Dateline:  Flint Lake, IN


"A lot of this really happened..."

These are words that begin the new David O. Russell film, "Amsterdam" and just as easily should be the banner over every one of these blog posts.  (If one were to believe that everything written in Musings From 'A' Lot is based on 100% fact, well, you'd be leaning extraordinarily heavily on that word, 'based.')

"Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore..."
God love you, beautiful dreamer.  Don't ever change.

Those words also represent an interesting juxtaposition for anything, this particular blog included, involving Las Vegas - a town where, I'm told, truth goes to die, the absurd is the norm and facts become subject to interpretation after a few cocktails. 

All of which made Saturday night's proceedings so apropos.  

Was the game's outcome not a little surprising / predictably unpredictable / occasionally uneven / wildly entertaining?

Absolutely. 

Viva Las Vegas.


Quote of the Week


"Rome wasn't built in a day."

John Heywood 
English playwright (1497-1580)


No shit, John.  Specifically the 'build' of the Roman Empire took 870 years, from 753 BC to 117 AD.  And while I'm not suggesting ND Nation give our new coach that long, it'd be wise to cut him some slack - recognizing he's playing with a lot of kids he (or his chosen staff) didn't recruit. 


Word of the Week

Used in a sentence paragraph
:  Young Jerrence watched the proceedings going on in Las Vegas, a town where the descriptor 'degenerate' was usually coupled with 'gambler. '  He thought that categorization overly and perhaps unfairly, limiting.

After all, his experience with, and around, Class of '79 Dillon Hall graduates (giving many of them the benefit of the doubt that there actually was a degree in the diploma jacket they received) suggested that when properly inspired, 'gambling' merely scraped the surface of what one would reasonably be described as degenerate behavior.

"Infinite possibilities."

"Variety is the spice of life."

"Moderation in everything, including moderation."



Jerrence could hear those words emanating from any one of his Dillon pals.  He was happy he was safe at home with his multiple cocktails and savory snacks. He couldn't imagine how anything but jail time could result from a Dillon + Las Vegas collaboration.



                                                                          

Game 5:  Thoughts


TV Party tonight!
TV Party tonight!


We're gonna have a TV party tonight... 

Meanwhile back in Vegas... 
But is it really a party if there's only one of you?  Yes.  That is, if the wife is out of town and one has a loyal coterie of imaginary friends.  And liquor. And a muse. (I call mine Jerry Perez, mixologist.)

"Hello, Mr. Daiquiri, have you met my colleague, Tom Collins?  It's almost kick off, let's get to work..."  

And let's also begin the Freeman v. Kelly "Wins Against Ranked Teams" competition!  Given how difficult ND's schedule is over the next few years, if he survives Marcus is gonna have ample opportunity to crush his predecessor.

At any rate, after five games, one would think you could begin to draw certain insights about a team.  Perhaps not with this group - the term, "Work In Progress" still seems to be applicable.  So with that in mind, in no particular order, some observations...



Surprising:    D-line getting pushed around.
Unsurprising:  If you're a RB and you weigh ~ 220 lbs.,  ND LB's will not attempt to tackle you.




Surprising:  Tyree seems to be regressing.
Unsurprising:  Mayer remains The Man. 






Surprising:  How bad our Red Zone play calling is. If we don't score from 20+ yds out, it's FG time.
Unsurprising:    How comfortable Rees is with any 3rd down with 4 yards or less.




Surprising
:  "Jaden Thomas, your table is ready."
Unsurprising:  Pyne's passes sail high a lot.  

(Of course he does, he's 5'10.")


Surprising:    The D's propensity to give up big plays. Like, really big plays.  At inappropriate times.
Unsurprising:  Jaden Mickey looking lost (this ain't the Blue-Gold game anymore).


Surprising:    Pyne looking like Patrick Mahomes (let's just not make it a habit, okay?) 
Unsurprising:  The running game, by and large, looking really strong. Long may that last. 




Surprising
:    How good Manti Te'o was with post-game analysis.
Unsurprising:    How dull Jason Garrett was with in-game analysis.




Surprising:  Tim Corrigan not receiving a MacArthur Genius Grant. (Geez, Committee, isn't there a Seniors division?)
Unsurprising:  "U. of Chicago prof wins Nobel Prize for Economics." (Geez, is anyone else even eligible for that award?)


Surprising:  How good Bryce Young is in the new Dr. Pepper Fansville commercials. (BTW, this is how NIL is supposed to work.)
Unsurprising: How accurately the new Progressive ads represent the memory-challenged conversations between Jerrence and Defarge.



Buddy's Buddy

Yet another week when I seemed to be a game early on the rightful star of the game, in this instance Mr. Mayer.

Surely it's unfair to discount consideration for an athlete whose weekly performance is so uniformly excellent and yet, life's not fair.

And if I could tell the difference between the Ademilola twins, which I cannot (minimally, it'd help if they were named something like Malcolm and Owen instead of Justin / Jayson) one of them - again, not sure which - probably should get a shout out for his (arguably) game saving 4th down tackle.

But, no, this week's award goes to our oft-maligned QB, Drew Pyne.  It's time to recognize just how well he's playing.  A couple Pyne 'fun facts,' since the Cal game:
  • 63-86 (73%) 
  • 701 yds. (234 yds/game)
  • 8 TD's, 1 INT
Sure, it helps to have 7 or 8 seconds to find open receivers but many of those throws were near perfect placements.  

Freeman constantly cites his great decision making (although his INT wasn't an example of that - it looked like it was getting picked whether it got tipped or not).  One would have to think he's only going to get more comfortable playing in big game situations (and by all accounts, the Vegas atmosphere was bowl game-like).  

So if the O-line keeps playing well, this could be a Kevin McDougall-like year with a 2023 QB controversy looming. 

Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself - he's not Montana or Quinn, or maybe even Book.  Or probably, McDougall, But he's playing well and showing ND can win with him.  So welcome to Buddy's Club, Drew.  Like the Heisman House except with dog treats. 

Or for this week, given the high regard Mr. Cincotta has for him, maybe we also call him Jerry's Buddy.


Special Recognition to the one I call Defarge and her NW Indiana Girl Scout colleagues.

The back story: After trying to deal with the GSA infrastructure who, frankly, couldn't quite bothered with the concept of doing something actually meaningful for the displaced children of Ukraine, Lisa and her fellow GS volunteers started a project last Spring to collect backpacks full of requested items, mostly basic staples for Ukrainian refugees.  They hoped to get contributions for 100.  

They put 800 backpacks on a boat to Europe. 



They have another wave going on right now.  Help Heroes is the organization that is shipping them.  

All of you guys rock.

RE-PETE (A shameless, illegal lift of Pete Sampson's weekly mail-bag)



What a difference a few weeks make.

Post-Cal (Berkley) game, everyone wondered whether the offense could ever consistently score in double digits.

Fast forward three weeks, with improved O-line play, a QB that seems to be settling in, a 3-headed RB rotation and a god at TE, that question seems less of an imperative.

Which leads to: what's going on with the defense, the group that was supposed to be the team's rock?  We kinda knew the secondary was going to be a little shaky but that front seven?  

"Inquiring minds want to know..."


Entering the year, the front seven appeared to be the team’s strength. However, there have been multiple games where the line and the linebackers, especially, have had major flaws exposed. What can Al Golden do to address this in the second half of the season? Simplify the defense? Change the rotation?

Joel L.

It’s a good question. Notre Dame’s defense has been hard to understand — not because it’s been great, not because it’s been awful, but because it’s been wildly unpredictable within games.

When the season began, Freeman described the linebacker position as a team strength. Five games later, he has said openly Marist Liufau needs to play better, moved Jack Kiser to inside linebacker, played almost two games without a suspended JD Bertrand and managed the injured Bo Bauer. Safe to say the linebacker position overall, which is Al Golden’s domain, has played below expectations. Liufau seems a step slow within the defense, Kiser has been good, Bertrand has struggled laterally and Bauer has gutted out what he can gut out, which can only go on for so long.

One stat I track is individual “wins” by the defense on third and fourth down. Basically, who made the stop, got the pressure or played the coverage that resulted in Notre Dame getting off the field (or forcing a fourth down)? Linebackers have not delivered. Liufau has three wins, Bertrand has one and Kiser and Bauer 0.5. By comparison, Isaiah Foskey leads the team with six, and TaRiq Bracy is second with five. When it comes to getting off the field, Notre Dame’s linebackers don’t put nails in coffins.

What changes from here? The knee-jerk reaction would be to play Prince Kollie more, which has to happen if Bauer’s injuries sideline him. Kollie played 10 snaps at North Carolina and eight against BYU. It’s not a coincidence that work came with Bertrand suspended for targeting. But that role needs to expand because keeping Kiser inside feels untenable with Bracy suffering a hamstring pull and Jaden Mickey struggling. Nickel has been Notre Dame’s base defense this season, but that only works with a strong nickel. If the nickel is weak, play base with Kiser at Rover. In theory, Liufau should get better the longer he plays in the defense. Golden referenced outside expectations for Liufau not aligning with his actual production in early practices, so perhaps there needs to be some recalibration. Still, Liufau has the ability to flash greatness. Continuing to try to pull that out is the smart play.

Notre Dame’s defensive statistics are mediocre across the board, except for turnovers forced, which are poor. That’s not all on the linebackers. But the position hasn’t been as large a part of the solution as Notre Dame needs it to be.


Source:  The Athletic
October 13, 20212

Cocktail of the Week

A game in Vegas requires a fun drink with a dark side, does it not?

The town is called "Sin City" for a reason, yes?  And with Defarge out of town, Jerrence isn't driving anywhere.

Speaking of driving... 


Taxi Screw-Driver
Taxi Driver  (1976)
Directed By Martin Scorsese


Buckle up for a frightening film that won innumerable accolades (though, curiously, no Oscars) and permanently placed DeNiro and Scorsese at the top of the list of Hollywood's toughest talents. 

Tracing the downward spiral of Travis Bickle, whose career behind the wheel is a far cry from his days in Viet Nam.  Taxi Driver also brought a 13 tear old Jodie Foster to prominence. 

Not to be out-acted by his middle school co-star, DeNiro was so "method" he reportedly got his cab license in his spare time - when he wasn't improvising one of the most quoted pieces of dialogue ever - "You talkin' to me?"


This rough ride inspires a blood(y) orange take on a classic cocktail.


1 oz, vodka

1 oz. gin

6 oz. blood orange juice   
             
Blood orange wedge, for garnish


Hide your car keys, pour the vodka and gin over ice in a highball glass, and top with the blood orange juice.  

Give it a quick stir and garnish with the wedge of blood orange.


Source:  Gone With The Gin
Cocktails with a Hollywood  Twist
by Tim Federle



2022 Schedule


September

 3                     @Ohio St.                 L
10                    Marshall                   L
15                    LINIPALOOZA XII
17                    Cal (Berkely)            W
24                   @UNC                     W

October
 1                     
 8                    @BYU (Las Vegas)     W
15                    Stanford            
22                   UNLV            
29                   @Syracuse

November
5                     Clemson  
12                  @Navy                     
19                  Boston College  
26                  @USC 
  

Wager

So how we feeling, all you folks still in the running?

Personally, I think the only guy who should feel even a little bit confident is Alvin. 

But, hey, every week we're seeing progress, yes? Perhaps not uniformly so but improvement nonetheless...

Will it be enough by the time we get to November (or frankly, a week earlier in the dreaded Carrier Dome) when the competition gets stiffer?  We'll see. 

But stomping Stanford would be a really nice signal to send to the 9 and 10 win gang.  


I think I see the light coming to me...





Wins

Quote

Domer


12



"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few..."


 

Brian M., John P., JP, Blayney


11



"Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts..."



Lini, Theo, SloaneDave M., Peter


10


"Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions..."


Bob J.Gutsch
Jerry P., Bill, Bob S.,
Mike C.Pat B.,
Jim B., Tim S.,  Feif,
Mike G., Phillip S., George, Mike B.,  Shea


9



"Never, never give in..."



Jerrence, Raz, Mark,

Bryan, Matt, Jerry C., Daryl, GrahamJohn,  Jim T., Alex, Randy, Pat C., Gerard W.



8



"History is written by the victors..."

 

 

 

Albert, Garrett R., Brian W.



7



"When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone..."


 



6



"The best argument against democracy is a 5-minute conversation with the average voter..."


 


5



"If I were married to you, Mr. Churchill, I'd put poison in your coffee.


If we were married, I'd drink it..."


 


4

 

"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire..."


 


3


"If you're going through hell, keep going..."


                                                          



Schadenfreude of the Week

I know we're only 5 games into the season but this feels like a strong Schadenfreude season and only likely to get better.

At some point, Michigan has to play somebody, don't they?

As for USC, I guess we'll see this week vs. Utah.

But otherwise this year's mainstays - not only are they fun to revel in their weekly disappointment, their consistency makes for an easy update each week.  Win-win!


1)  LSU   You might ask, "Jerrence, are you ever going to ease up on coach Kelly?"

Not this year. 




2)  Oklahoma.  49 - 0.  As in Texas scored early and often.  And you scored, well, zippidy doo dah. 

Ouch.  





3)  Texas A&M  You played valiantly, frankly better than one would've liked.  

But you're still a loser, Jimbo.  

And your boosters are not paying you (or your recruits) the big bucks to go 8-4.



4)  BYU.   Perhaps because I watched the Hulu series, "Under The Banner of Heaven" and got COMPLETELY freaked out by the fundamentalist strain of the Mormons (and actually, too, the church's base), you're on this list.



Terry's Tools

        Words can make you pay and pay
        Four-letter words I cannot say
        Panty, toilet, dirty devil
       Words are trouble, words are subtle
       
       Words of anger, words of hate...


The same can be said about this week's Tools. 





1) Gus Tucker.
 Thank you, Jim Belknap, for pointing out to me the fellow (although technically it was the school) who started the absurd salary inflation for D-1 head football coaches. 



2) Jarret Doege.   Who?  He's kinda the poster child for any number of things that irritate the bejesus out of me, after NIL and generally, the NCAA.  This one happens to be about seemingly unfettered transfer freedom...



3) Jamie Gooch.   Full disclosure:  I loved the Harry Potter series of books - thought they were wildly creative and very underrated in redefining what heroism looks like - as well as their message about perseverance when you're that odd kid in school. The books also happened to be a source of enduring father - daughter bonding when Ryan and Shea were small - we'd read all them together, often aloud and doing the various character voices.  It was a wonderful experience for me.   

So it's always bugged me when one would read about the occasional loon, invariably a bible readin' southerner, who was advocating for a Harry Potter book burning (or some such) due to the series' supposed glorifying of witchcraft and The Dark Arts.  

Are you fucking kidding me?   

So even now, good to know those knuckle draggers still roam the earth.  God loves all His creatures, especially the simplest.




4)  Hans Niemann.  File this under "More Things Jerrence Never Wished To Know Of Their Existence."

... vibrating anal beads



5).  Alex Jones.   Sandy Hook shooting denier and all around conspiracy douche, after receiving a near $1B judgement against him... who is apparently outraged by the verdict:  "A show trial! What a travesty - after all, I said I'm sorry."

26 people died, including 20 children who are never gonna see their 8th birthday.  

Fuck you, Alex. 


Final Thought - I


While we were away...  happy anniversary, Lisa.  

 "I just wouldn't have a clue."  Indeed. 



Final Thoughts - II

As if one needed any more provocation to come to the Stanford tailgate... 







Saturday, October 1, 2022

Week 4: Level Setting

Can't you just see the sunshine?
Can't you just feel the  moonshine...




Dateline:  Detroit, MI

As Jerrence sat in the St. Clair Shores church pew last weekend, in attendance for a morning memorial service for a relative of Defarge... he found his wife gesturing toward the large Jesus figure on the back wall of the altar.

"Jesus looks just like Mel Gibson."

Hmmm, now that you mention it... the church is St. Margaret's of Scotland - maybe the artist was channeling a Braveheart vibe. 

"So you're saying that if we'd been at St. Margaret's of Ireland, he'd look like Liam Neesom? And which one - Schindler Liam or 'Particular set of skills' Liam?'"

Well, no.

"And why isn't he looking tortured?  It's supposed to be a crucifixion scene, right?  He shouldn't be looking that... composed."

You're given this a lot of thought, haven't you?  And when did you become a bible scholar?  You're like the original pagan baby for all the time you've spent in a church.

Frankly, the conversation was so out of left field, so unexpected that it left Jerrence highly disoriented.  But it wouldn't be the last time that day he'd be experiencing that feeling.

Quote of the Week


"It's what you hope Notre Dame football is going to be about."        
Marcus Freeman 



I believe you speak for all of us, coach.   Although it's worth remembering that hope is not a strategy.


Word of the Week

Used in a sentence paragraph
:  Young Jerrence wasn't exactly sure what he was seeing. 

After watching a 1st half where the Fighting Irish offense appeared to approach something akin to competence - in and of itself something of a shock - he was now seeing a 3rd quarter performance exceeding that, looking more like... dominance.

Sensei, teach me your ways...

Moreover, the creativity of the play calls belied an aplomb Jerrence hadn't seen in the Tommy Rees OC regime since... when?  Maybe the 1st half of last year's Oklahoma St. bowl game?   Before that - he couldn't recall when.

There was almost a swagger to the offense, equal parts "we're gonna run this down your throats" and "don't get too comfortable, we still have a few tricks up our sleeve."

It was fabulous.

Not since Jerrence's introduction to 801 St. Louis's Cypress Room had he felt this feeling of both confusion and euphoria.
                                                                             

Game 4:  Thoughts


I know it seems impossible now
I know it seems like a joke... .. 



One can only imagine somewhere in a luxury box in Chapel Hill late last Saturday afternoon, Jack Swarbrick might've now been thinking, "I'd like to see that clown that I picked up from the Stayer Lot last week.."

True dat, Jack. 

Other things that jumped out to me:


1) Tyree. For all the talk, deservedly so, of the Estime Coming Out Party, I was more struck by how well Tyree ran - speed and genuine power.  Nice to see.

2) Foskey.  Two games in a row, sweet.  Similar to what can be said of the whole team, this is what we thought we were getting, yes?

3) Mills     The 'other' Defensive End.  Who just happens to be really, really good.

4). DB's.  I don't even know what to say about the breakdowns.  You play tough for 90% of the game - the freshman Morrison looks like a total revelation (Mickey, less so) - but giving up TD's of 80 and 64 yards, not good. 

Is the issue at safety?  

5). Bertrand.  Recognizing the targeting can be daunting to get right, even in the best of circumstances but, man, he's gonna have to adapt his technique.  Worse, he's getting a reputation. 

6) Turnovers.  Well, we got one now!  That's a start - let the floodgates open! 


7)  Pyne.  You didn't think we could summarize the game without a comment on him, did ya?  

He remains the key variable, doesn't he?  

And if this is the start of seeing a guy settle in, get comfortable - and it sure doesn't hurt if the O-line finally starts consistently doing their job - the year begins to look decidedly more optimistic.



8) Special teams.  Let's talk about Zac Yoakam.  Who?  The walk-on, freshman back up kicker who's become the designated kick-off guy.  8 kickoffs / 6 into the end zone.  UNC never began a drive beyond its own 25 yard line.  Underrated stat.



Buddy's Buddy


Perhaps I was a week early on the Audric Estime nomination... 

There's no denying what we saw - and one can debate his goal line fumble, whether it was an unforgivable, "you cannot let that happen under any circumstance," an unfortunate mistake driven by well-intentioned extra effort or perhaps, simply, a really good play by the defender.

One note:  he'd carried the ball 6 or 7 straight times so maybe, next time, one might wish to factor in the potential for fatigue.

You could have a bumper car, bumping
This amusement never ends...

Regardless, the kid's a beast.  But he's not my, or Buddy's, buddy this week.  The Committee thinks that honor needs to go to Michael Mayer.


When UNC drove down the field and made it 7-0 who among us didn't think, "uh oh."  

At season's end, we may end of saying that righting the ship, offensively, during that first half might be as important of a stretch as ND has this year.  

Giving Pyne time to get settled, who was his go-to?  

His TE, that's who.  

And frankly, a lot of those passes weren't exactly hitting Mayer in the chest.   

He was basically unguardable and did the team ever need him then.

RE-PETE (A shameless, illegal lift of Pete Sampson's weekly mail-bag)



This week's mailbag question goes out to my golf cart ridin' - Savvy Jack interrogatin' - Drew Pyne lovin' friend, Jerome.

And in truth, also shines some light on a question that's bothered me for the past few years (i.e., why is it so hard for ND to identify a stud QB when it's arguably the most high profile position in the country). 

Answer (for those who might not want to wade through the lengthy answer (JP)):  it's actually hard for everybody. 

As Jerome might say, "Oh.  I did not know that."
 

What is the likeliest scenario for Tommy Rees next year: (a) NFL coordinator, (b) offensive coordinator at Notre Dame, (c) offensive coordinator elsewhere, or (d) QB coach/analyst somewhere?

Related but somewhat separate question: Has he ever talked about his quarterback evaluations over the past five years and why he picked the guys he did (e.g., Tyler Buchner over J.J. McCarthySteve Angeli over Drew Allar before it was too late, going after Drew Pyne early on, etc.)? It seems like that is actually an under-discussed aspect of a program in the media that otherwise picks apart and sorts through every little detail of the program.

James M.

I don’t think Rees will be an offensive coordinator for another college program next year, unless he has no choice. Being an NFL offensive coordinator would be a jump and would have to come at a place where he already has built relationships — i.e., Los Angeles or Philadelphia. Leaving for a quarterbacks coach job or an analyst job would say more about Marcus Freeman’s intentions than Rees’ desires.

That brings us back to Rees in his current post as Notre Dame offensive coordinator. Even if the offense improves under Pyne, it will be hard to erase the first three games when Notre Dame looked like a Catholic Iowa. Does that feel differently in November than it does during the idle week? Could the final nine games make up for the first three? I don’t know how Freeman would see that, especially with recruiting seemingly in a good place at quarterback and receiver.

If you read this mailbag, you know I believe Rees is very talented. I also can’t deny that Notre Dame’s offense has struggled and there’s a new head coach who has his own idea about offense. On top of all that, I’ve never covered a fourth-year offensive coordinator at Notre Dame in my 22 years on the beat.

As for the quarterback evaluation issues at Notre Dame, that predates Rees the coach and goes back to Rees the player. In Kelly’s early years, some of his first quarterback offers included Matt Alviti, Jack Beneventi and Brandon Dawkins. Alviti was a backup at Northwestern. Beneventi ended up at Western Illinois. Dawkins started at Arizona before leaving as a grad transfer for Indiana.

Even the guys Notre Dame chased who were validated with four-star rankings — Hunter Johnson, Malik Henry, Graham Mertz, Blake Barnett — didn’t exactly pan out. Somehow the Irish chased Henry and Jacob Eason in the same class but ended up with Ian Book, who would win 30 games at Notre Dame. When Barnett flipped to Alabama, it opened the door for Brandon Wimbush. DeShone Kizer was a fall-back option. Cade McNamara flipped to Michigan when Notre Dame was all-in on Phil Jurkovec a cycle later. Now McNamara is behind J.J. McCarthy, whom Notre Dame rated behind Tyler Buchner.

The biggest takeaway here is evaluating quarterbacks is hard, and Notre Dame has not done enough to stock that position to account for that reality.

Look at the top 25 quarterbacks per 247Sports Composite rankings from the Class of 2019. There are three hits in that group: Sam Howell (North Carolina), Max Duggan (TCU) and KJ Jefferson (Arkansas). Three!

Seventeen of the top 25 quarterbacks that year have transferred at least once. One changed positions. Three are backups where they signed. Howell, Duggan and Jefferson all clicked at the programs that recruited them. Graham Mertz feels stuck in between hit and bust at Wisconsin.

If a position only pans out 15 percent of the time, it’s critical you take as many shots with that position as possible to increase your odds of a hit.

Source:  The Athletic
September 29, 20212

Cocktail of the Week

Truth be told, finding a drink (and story) in my very specific reference books that marries, with a Carolina theme, hasn't proven easy.

So one has to fall back on unfortunate stereotypes that, were one writing to a less evolved audience, would no doubt get one culturally canceled.

So bring on the Tobacco Road / hillbilly reference, throw in a bit of Europe to really confuse the audience and... voila!


The Moonshine And Sixpence
The Moon And Sixpence  (1919)
By W. Somerset Maugham


Hell hath no mid-life crisis like a stockbroker who wakes up one day, looks at his wife and kids at breakfast - and announces he's taking a one-way trip to Paris to pursue life as a painter... 

Now will somebody please pass Daddy the pancakes?!

Along the way, Maugham's artist - a stand-in for famed real-life painter Paul Gauguin - makes the perfectly logical geographical progression from Paris-to-Marseilles-to-Tahiti, where he finally finds contentment and his own kind of success (never mind his leprosy in the end). 

Sip on this "moonshine" cooler next time you need inspiration to break out of that cubicle and head to the tropic (or maybe what's left of SW Florida).




1 1/2 oz. whiskey

Splash of pineapple juice    
             
Squeeze of coconut cream (e.g., Coco Réal Cream of Coconut)




Pour the ingredients over ice into a rocks glass (or travel mug!).   Give a good stir, grab your Tahitian For Dummies guide and head for the airport - you're going places!


Source:  Tequila Mockingbird
Cocktails with a Literary  Twist
by Tim Federle



2022 Schedule


September

 3                     @Ohio St.                 L
10                    Marshall                   L
15                    LINIPALOOZA XII
17                    Cal (Berkely)            W
24                   @UNC                     W

October
 1                     OPEN
 8                    @BYU (Las Vegas) 
15                    Stanford            
22                   UNLV            
29                   @Syracuse

November
5                     Clemson  
12                  @Navy                     
19                  Boston College  
26                  @USC 
  

Wager


The good news:  Looking ahead, every single game now seems winnable.

The bad news: Every single game also still looks losable.

But, now at least it's possible to feel a little more confident that someone will win the pool.

You know I'm not in the clear
You are not in the clear.
Don't you go count me out.now dear...







Wins

Quote

Domer


12



"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few..."


 

Brian M., John P., JP, Blayney


11



"Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts..."



Lini, Theo, Sloane, Dave M., Peter


10


"Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions..."


Bob J.Gutsch
Jerry P., Bill, Bob S.,
Mike C.Pat B.,
Jim B., Tim S.,  Feif,
Mike G., Phillip S., George, Mike B.,  Shea


9



"Never, never give in..."



Jerrence, Raz, Mark,

Bryan, Matt, Jerry C., Daryl, GrahamJohn,  Jim T., Alex, Randy, Pat C., Gerard W.



8



"History is written by the victors..."

 

 

 

Albert, Garrett R., Brian W.



7



"When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone..."


 



6



"The best argument against democracy is a 5-minute conversation with the average voter..."


 


5



"If I were married to you, Mr. Churchill, I'd put poison in your coffee.


If we were married, I'd drink it..."


 


4

 

"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire..."


 


3


"If you're going through hell, keep going..."


                                                          



Schadenfreude of the Week


Funny how when the highly ranked teams finally start playing real opponents, the spreads get decidedly smaller and the games dicier.

Let the true Schadenfreude Season begin! 
1)  Oklahoma.  So much for dispelling those whispers about how weak the Big12 is these days.  And BTW, who had the state of Kansas being a combined 7-1 on their bingo cards so far?!  

Oh - and the time of this writing, OU is getting absolutely crushed by TCU.  If it wasn't obvious already, there is is no 'D'  in Oklahoma.   

In hope the Bowen brothers are watching this.


2)  Michigan State.  I almost feel bad about this one.  Almost.   Being with a bunch of their alums (relatives of Defarge) and nice people, watching their team get taken apart wasn't all that enjoyable.  

But it did facilitate a group decision to "turn this game off!" (boy, been there on that feeling) and get the ND game turned on.  

Which was fortuitous. 


3)  Miami.  Losing to Middle Tennessee State?  By 14?!

That has to one up our Marshall, doesn't it?!  

Let it go, Jerrence.


4)  Texas.   A loss to Texas Tech isn't quite Marshall-esque - the Red Raiders are now 3-1 but the way they lost and because of the in-state dynamic, it might sting more.  

Good. 

5) SEC Shorts.  Can't get enough of these... and consider this me buying a 'future' on Tennessee's crash to earth in the next month. 




Terry's Tools

I'll let you in a little secret:  every week, I stress (on Sunday), "I have no candidates for the Tools section."

And by Wednesday or Thursday, I'm fretting over "the whole damn blog can't just be about tool after tool after tool..."

So it was, again, this week.  

And that's without even dipping into the very deep pool of political candidates. 



1) Brett Favre.
 Hoo boy, Brett.  It's not getting any better for you...  

This week:  your charitable foundation has been found to be giving money, $130k to be precise, to the athletic department of your alma mater, Southern Miss.  

I guess charity begins at home. 

2) Disaster porn.  I know this makes for riveting TV - "hey, let's send the weatherman out into a historically bad storm, won't that be cool?"  but this is just plain stupid.   And dangerous.

"Jim, are you alright?"
"WTF does it look like to you - I'm practically horizontal..."




3)  NCAA.  Bravo, for putting the Air Force Academy on two years probation for some bullsh*t improper recruiting contact during a COVID 'dark' period.  

But, sure, let the Miami's, A&M's and USC's of the world throw more money than God at high school kids and turn a blind eye.

Your ability to focus on the really important areas of athletic governance remains incomparable. 



Hmmm.  Who's missing?
4)  NIL.  Speaking of which, this week's Sign of the Apocalypse...

Top 2024 defensive prospect T.A. Cunningham moved from Georgia to southern California. 

So what - high end athletes transfer all the time to better their chances for a scholarship.

His move was... a little different.  Set into motion after representatives from Levels Sports Group, a would-be sports marketing company, sold the Cunningham family on the idea that they'd be able to secure him marketing opportunities if he was playing in CA, where it's legal for HS athletes to profit off their name/image/likeness.

According to an injunction filed on Mr. Cunningham's behalf, "the Levels team promised the family a home, transportation and meals in California, including providing a separate home in Georgia for the athlete's mother."

Good lord.  This doesn't bode well for the Irish recruiting...

NIL legalization, by state




Final Thought - I

#61 - an historic moment with two very vested parties... nice. 

Roger Maris Jr. and Aaron Judge's mother

Final Thought - II