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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Week 10: What Comes Next?


What comes next?   You've been freed.
Do you know how hard it is to lead?
You're on your own - Awesome!  Wow!
Do you have a clue what happens now... 


Exhale.  Breathe.  Still having difficulties processing the results of last week.  Shock. Disbelief.  And a little What-Did-We-Just-Do stomach turning.

I mean honestly, who'd a thought we'd score 44 points against anybody?  Even Army. Who, as Defenders Of Our Country, one takes absolutely no pleasure in beating up on. And those uniform colors.  Ugh.  Granted, I'm green/red deficient color blind so who knows what I was seeing vs. the rest of you... but for these eyes, nausea-inducing.


And don't even get me started on Ireland's first ever victory - 111 years, Cubs fans - over the New Zealand All-Blacks.  

What's gaelic for "I got your haka right here, Kiwi Boy"?

So yeah, a week for some pretty stunning outcomes.

At any rate, with the weather - and the football season - turning bleaker by the week, I continue to try mightily to practice what I preach, having now started a new regimen of Sports Avoidance, allowing one time to pursue more productive pursuits, to wit:

1.  Literature!  Master Gruley's recommendation of The Art of Fielding,  by Chad Harbach.  A fictional baseball book and 100 pages in, a terrific read.


They want to know who's on Swarbrick's short list...
2.  Cinema!  Instead of watching the game, Jerrence & Lisa saw "Arrival" - a tale of an alien presence that descends on the world, scares the bejesus out of a deeply suspicious populace who, fearing the worst about an agenda they don't fully understand, wish to destroy them. 

Spoiler alert!  Ultimately Earth is saved by a woman - a woman! imagine that! - who divines the visitor's actual intent to be one of peaceful facilitation of a more collaborative world.  

In other words, not so much metaphor as pure fairy tale. 


"Lisa, fossil fuel exploration is gonna have to wait until 2017..."
3.  De-Forestation!  Jerrence & Lisa are nothing if not 'Get With The Program' early adopters of anticipated regime change ... so good-bye Scotchlandia trees - there's a new eco-sheriff in town!  

Here's the ironic part (and isn't irony is everywhere these days?):  

Our long-time tree guy, Scotchlandia's little topiarian Pol Pot-for-hire, is a fellow named Sayid. So suffice to say, we know he's not long for this country.  

Tick tock, Sayid.  Let's get this project over while you're still a viable resource.

So today's moral is: when one takes football out of one's life, productivity and sense of self-worth skyrocket!


Word of The Week











Used in a sentence:   In retrospect, Young Jerrence looked upon laying waste to ~ 30 trees not so much as firewood-for-winter prep as a piacular sacrifice to the Gods of The New World Order, both sporting and otherwise, that normalcy might return to his life after a more-interesting-than-was-necessary 2016. 

Game Day Observations

I did watch the game, actually.  On tape delay - allowing the glorious ability to fast forward through all the dull or unpleasant bits.  And with this, the 10th data point, what did we learn?

Nothing we didn't already know:


*  We can beat bad teams.  
*  We have some good young players that represent building blocks.  
*  Kizer is not, yet, NFL 1st round material.
*  Special teams are a 'boom or bust' proposition.
*  Throwing to the TE isn't, in fact, illegal.
*  Everyone was right about Van Gorder, though surely he's a wonderful husband and father. 
*  We have some mediocre-at-best coaches that need to be upgraded.  
*  We're far, far away from Alabama-level play.  
*  But so is everyone else.


Deer Tick.  Best concert Jerrence saw in 2016 (Old Town School of Folk Art) and the perfect encapsulation of ND Football 2016 - and likely, it's near-term future.  

No, I'm not super optimistic.


These words they make the world spin here in steady rotation
Until the new words turn the new world into oblivion.
Well at the end of the line and this new world feels pretty rotten.
Then we'll go our separate ways to put new blood into our system. 


Quote of The Week

























Sadly, coach Kelly, evidence suggests that truism doesn't necessarily apply for a Notre Dame football coach. 


Cocktail of the Week

Innovate this, Wharton.
The other thing that football avoidance allows more time for... 

Mixology!

In Scotchlandia, we call that getting back to our roots.

Cocktails.  Films.  Steamers.  Rinse and repeat.  (Ours is but a simple life.)



The Maraschino Candidate
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
Directed by John Frankenheimer

A Cold War-era hit big enough to inspire a modern re-make (starring Denzel Washington and Meryl Streep), the original Candidate concerns a Korean War hero (and Medal of Honor recipient) who becomes unwittingly entangled in a presidential assassination plot.  


OK, so when you say 'not lovable' you're referring to... the SEC, right?
Not only groundbreaking as the first film to cast black actors for roles in which race was never specified, Manchurian also has Angela Lansbury smooching her son in a performance so cunning, she had to head to Broadway for a few years before anyone in Hollywood would consider her for less sinister roles. 

With a wink to co-star Frank Sinatra's famous eyes, one sip of this blue brainwasher and you'll be ensnared in cherry-picked plots you never saw coming.
  • 1 oz. gin
  • 1 oz. lime juice
  • 1 oz. maraschino cherry liqueur (e.g., Luxardo)
  • 1/2 oz. simple syrup
  • 1/2 oz. blue curacao
  • Maraschino cherry, for garnish
Combine all the liquid ingredients with ice in a shaker.  Shake well, strain into a highball glass over fresh ice, top with the Maraschino cherry.  Talk about hypnotizing! 


II.  The 2016 Schedule 

September
3       @Texas                  L  (0-1)  
10     Nevada                  W (1-1)
17     Michigan State     L  (1-2)
26     Duke                      L  (1-3)

October
1      @Syracuse             W (2-3)
8     @NC State              L  (2-4)    
15    Stanford                 L (2-5)
29   Miami                    W (3-5)

November
5      @Navy                   L (3-6)
12     Army                     W (4-6)
19     Va. Tech 
26    @USC    


Savvy Jack Wouldn't Actually Do It, Would He?

Don't think Kelly is out of the woods yet.  Guys Swarbrick might ultimately think fits the job description:
  • PJ Fleck, Western Michigan (10-0)
  • Kevin Wilson, Indiana (5-5)
  • Greg Schiano, Ohio State (9-1)
  • Mike McIntyre, Colorado  (8-2)
  • Charlie Strong, Texas (5-5)
  • Matt Ruhle, Temple  (7-3)
  • ________________ (write-in)



The Wager

Thanks to those sending in their wager ante.  So far, I've only heard of three options, with insufficient data points to sway a decision one way or the other, so we'll defer any action until there's further input:
  • Charity 
  • Roll it over 
  • Committee to Re-Elect the President
If your name isn't highlighted below, your $25 is still desired:
Young Jerrence
Former Greenskeeper
c/o Scotchlandia
663 Old Suman Rd.
Valparaiso, IN 46383

In any event, let me know any suggestions on where to direct the money.


Wins
Which Nic Flick R U?

Why ND Relevant
Wager





12

Raising Arizona




Genius from start to finish. And be honest – you never thought it’d be as terrific as it ended up being.


Kevin C 
Brian M
Bryan G
Joe S





11













Adaptation




Über clever direction meets surprising performances even if one is a bit confused by the overall journey.


Raz
Jay F
Spit the Elder
Tim S
Graham C
Mark U
Daryl M

Ted C
Dave M





10

 
Leaving Las Vegas




By all objective measures a high quality performance.  So why does one now feel so despondent?
Mike C
JP McG
Matt L
Ray V
Jerry C
Brian W
Peter B
Jim S
Dave G
Jim B
Tom F
Lini
Spit the Younger





9

 Con Air



At times both awful and awesome, but with enough enjoyable lines (and stuff getting blown up) to distract one from the disappointment of what could’ve been something really special.

Tim C
Kevin M
Dennis R
Terry
Mike G
Jerry W 
Jerry P
Shea C
Pat C
Alex S






8











  National Treasure


Nowhere near great. But one finds oneself looking back on it more fondly than is justified. 

And if no one’s around... satisfying enough that one’ll watch it when it comes on late at night.

Al B
Jim T 
Ryan C
John L
Randy R
Blair R





7













The Wicker Man


You've seen this movie before.  Literally.  And you weren't that impressed the first time.  

You're cognizant that you've entered The Disaster Zone - where career legacies are re-written.  And never for the good.


Jim R




6


Ghost Rider



Oh dear Lord.   You feel physically ill just watching this – and knowing it’s not an aberrant 'one off' performance.






and under


 Season of the Witch



We’ve fallen and we're not getting back up.  

How incredibly sad.

What's on The History Channel?



Buddy's Buddy

Okay, if for only one single, awesome, common sense-based proclamation, Buddy's Best Bud for 2016 would be Greg Popovich. 

But in the spirit of trying to maintain some kind of blog relevance toward football and the ND program, the player everyone seems to be talking about, of late, is Kevin Stepherson.  So let's throw some love his way - nice recovery, Kev, by the way - after almost getting kicked out of school your first week back this semester...


5-75-1 against an undermanned Army defense probably doesn't sound like 'break out' statistics but increasingly, his game-by-game improvement does appear a reasonable basis for thoughts of, ultimately, a Will Fuller 2.0 trajectory.

Let's hope so - cause we're going to need some kind of game breaking production to avoid being embarrassed in these last two games.

Now if we could just identify a Jaylon Smith 2.0 candidate.



Schadenfreude of the Montb 
"Celebrating The Misfortune of Other Teams Since 1956"


Two observations to be made in this regard:

*  There was a lot of phenomenally bad decision-making / time management this week by BCS playoff contending coaches.  A lot.  For all those clamoring for Kelly's head on a pike, does that make them all immediately bad at their jobs?.

*  Any joy in all these alleged top teams going down in flames is tempered by the obvious "what could've been" if ND had played anywhere near its potential  this year.

*  Michigan loses - to Iowa! - and... doesn't drop out of the BCS playoff 4-some?  
Hmmm - did I hear someone say 'rigged'?


Okay, that's three observations.


Let's recount the amount of carnage witnessed within the Top 10 last week: 

#2  Clemson.  Loses 43-42 to Pitt, on a last second FG by an unfortunately named kicker, Chris Blewitt.


I am so getting lucky tonight... 
#3 Michigan .    Chokes against Iowa, 14-13.  Loses on a game ending FG by a freshman walk-on kicker.  Ya think that kid isn't loving college life?! 

#4 Washington.   Gets spanked, at home, by USC 26-13.   Rut roh, ND. 

#8 Texas A&M.  Loses 29-28 to Ole Miss.

#9  Auburn.   Loses 13-7 to Georgia.


Terry's Trolls

Special Election-oriented coverage - demonstrating there is such an animal as a Renaissance Troll, a special breed of cretin that can comfortably criss cross industries and subject matters...

America has always been a place where one can proudly be whatever you want to be.  Including, perhaps especially, stupid. 


I give up - who's running?
1. Nick Saban.   So the presumed G.O.A.T. college coach declares he wasn't aware of Election Day last week. Seriously?   #1.  I don't believe you and #2.  What did you think you were accomplishing by saying such a thing?   

While subsequently backtracking - honesty never being at the top of the list of Saban core competencies - saying he voted absentee, this 'teachable moment' begs the question of what, exactly, is the remit of a college coach these days? 

Undeniably, to win (and Nick certainly checks that box). But isn't it also to be some kind of molder of 18-22 yr. old men? 

ND may never win a national championship again but I'd like to think that Brian Kelly probably spoke to his team about the significance of exercising one's singular say in a democracy - and the responsibility it carries.

For that I'd rather have Kelly as our coach over Mr. Tunnel Vision any day.  Not that that will ultimately save his job.

2.  Colin Kaepernick.  Then there's the flip side of that coin - a guy (whether you agree with him or not)  who does something undeniably courageous and becomes the catalyst for a powerful non-violent movement.  Takes a TON of grief for it.  And then... consciously abstains from voting?!

Wow.  Colin, you couldn't find anyone / anything on the ballot to voice your opinion on? Not even legalizing weed? Granted, as a part of 110 million who felt equally unmotivated to vote, you're clearly not unique. Still, counter-intuitive to me.   And pretty lame.


Welcome to a new kind of tension... 


Final Thought - I
Definition of irony: a Cardinal giving the pope a Cubs cap.
Final Thought - II

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