Week 3 (2013): And Now For Something Completely Different

Okay, maybe not so much.  Another game, another disappointment.  I thought we were past this.  Evidently not.  

You mean he's not going to Debtor's Prison?

But speaking of things we are past... my life as an itinerant marketing consultant.  Which is to say, for those who didn't know, since the start of July,  I'm no longer occupationally unencumbered (sans job).  

Huzzah!  And the Corrigan girls rejoice - no more prospects of thin gruel for their Christmas porridge!  

Of course, with the good comes the bad.  Now that I have somewhere to go every single day and apply my energies, certain projects have to be suspended:

1. "Tommy".  A rock opera for the new millenium.  Deaf, dumb and blind QB becomes a modern day messiah for small backward, mildly inbred group of religious radicals in SE Pennsylvania. (Think Book of Morman Meets Amish Mafia.)  A clear Tom Cruise vehicle. Or Pauly Shore.

Always look on the bright side of life...

2. "Infectious Diseases In Cattle".  An admittedly derivative book of children's sonnets using sickly-but-cheery livestock as "the sun will come up tomorrow!" metaphor.  Probably a non-starter anyway, due to my inability to find a word that rhymes with Jakob-Creutzfeldt. And identify anyone willing to illustrate it. 

Next stop - North Korea!

3. "Pussy Riot:  The Balaclava Strikes Back." A coffee table book featuring the kookie russian punk rockin'-feminist-masked avengers as style icons leveraging both their unlistenable music (cd included!) and their love of primary colors and cheap acrylic, with fashion tips for what to wear when toppling an authoritarian government.   The perfect Christmas gift for that certain 'tough to buy for' someone.  Perhaps in '14.


At any rate, thanks to all for your support during a pretty odd, frustrating time for me.  

What's that got to do with ND football?  Well beyond the fact that I bet the Pussy Riot chicks can tackle better than our DB's and I KNOW they'd never get knocked on their butts by a little RB not carrying an AK-47 (I'm talking to you, Matthias), not much.  

But such is the mental state of watching this team after three games:  mixed up, disappointed and looking for answers in the most unlikely of places.  Like the Kremlin.

 SONG OF THE WEEK

Thanks, first of all, to everyone who shared their Top 10 albums lists.  I never realized there were so many Tony Orlando & Dawn fans out there.  But growing up in the tumultuous 70's affected us all differently I suppose.  One band that I'd personally throw into the under-rated camp would be Creedence and the poignant "Someday Never Comes" seems to describe my attitude towards our football program.

"Papa, why does every QB we play against look like a Heisman candidate, even when it's the guy's first start since his Pop Warner days? Why does Tommy throw it 90mph when his receiver is 8 yds away from him? Why do we play the slow white guy at (pick your position here)?"

First thing I remember was askin' papa, "why?"

For there were many things I didn't know.

And daddy always smiled; took me by the hand,

Sayin', "Someday you'll understand."

Well, I'm here to tell you now, each and ev'ry mother's son.

You better learn it fast; you better learn it young,

'Cause someday never comes. 

WORD OF THE WEEK
Pococurante  adj   \ˈpō-kō-kyu̇-ˈran-tē, -ku̇-\

Definition 
:  indifferent, nonchalant, apathetic

Origin

·      Italian, poco curante caring little

·      First Known Use: 1815

Used in a sentence:  The ND team showed such a frustratingly pococurante effort for 3/4 of the game that young Terry was forced to turn his attention in a different direction. And by 'different' he meant 'single malt.'

Pre Game
Watching ESPN Game Day in the a.m. and...

Treat #1:  A nattily attired Lyle Lovett is the guest game picker!
Treat #2:  His presence forces Desmond Howard off the dais.  A win-win!
Treat #3:  Lyle totally knows what he's talking about, making savvy and insightful observations on half a dozen games.  And in the process, thoroughly bewilders Lee Corso.   Not that that is such a remarkable achievement.
 
Lyle, you've long been The Most Interesting Thing About Texas.   

Now you're Deity. 

First Half

• Apparently we're quite vulnerable to the screen pass.
• We have to be one of the worst 3rd down defenses in the country.  
• Good decision making, GAIII.  Bobble the ball in the end zone then return it. 
• It was unfortunate timing to have watched Bama's #4 (Yeldon) run roughshod through A&M this afternoon... 
• Brent is almost immediately irritating but here's the thing:  he's not wrong.
• As Terry calls for a freshman RB - any freshman RB! - he also calls for The Macallan.  And the cool spherical ice ball maker I got for Father's Day. 
• Tommy.  Pick Six! And the Purdue guy drops it.
• How to beat ND:  quick RB in any kind of space against a LB, instant 8 yds.  And probably a lot more. 
• Another near Pick Six.  Um, coach Kelly, I think Purdue has figured out the flat sideline pass.
• Tommy breaks contain and... we still have the ball at the end of the play.  Consider it progress. 

Engineering applied for the betterment of society...

 Halftime Haiku!

Efficient ice orb,

Awesome engineering feat.

Taught in Solids, yes?

Second Half

"Enough w the red zone fades!"

• We've reached Defcon 3.  Time for more Macallan.  
• Lisa has buggered off to the back bedroom as my alter ego, Mr. Grumpy Pants, makes himself known. That is so predictable of her. I'm am forced to fend for myself in the kitchen...
• Greek yogurt, some kind of edible shrubbery, cat food.  Twinkies! 
• 1st play, another flat pass.   Apparently my psychic advice is no longer of use to the coaching staff.
• Tommy throws into triple coverage.  Again.
• And TJ Jones makes a remarkable catch.  Again. 
• Like sea salt with a dark chocolate mousse, the spongy goodness of the Twinkie makes for an unlikely-yet-symbiotic companion to the soothing Speyside notes of The Macallan.
• Bennett Jackson!  I don't wish to sound ungrateful but it's about freaking time. 
• "We may be white but we're slow!"  
• We cannot put these guys away.
• Tonight, Tommy has a remarkable ability to throw the ball just outside the reach of the receiver so that they can get a hand on it. But just not catch it.
• I'm starting to hear voices in my head.  Scottish voices. Who clearly know nothing about American football.  But hey, no one else seems to either tonight so join the club.  
• Brent professes his Man-Love for Louis III and Herbie is looking like he secretly wants to report him to their HR rep for creating an uncomfortable work environment. 
• 7:00 left and no more scotch, no more Twinkies.  This game can't get over soon enough.

Summary Observations

• We are incapable of playing any way other than DOWN to the level of our competition.
• Not Tommy's best game - and he's already everyone's favorite whipping boy - but beyond his obvious physical limitations, I'm tired of hearing how smart he is.  He's not.  And when your coach has to spend an entire half 'settling him down', as a senior, against Purdue, what does that say?
• As Sully pointed out, our offense is too sophisticated, apparently, for a freshman RB to be able to grasp.  But opponents can suss it out after two game films. 
• I see Louis III getting double teamed a lot but where, exactly, is Tuitt all game long?
• Outside of Jaylon Smith, our LB's appear to be the least athletic humans in the stadium. 
• The DB's, with the possible exception of Jackson, have clearly regressed.
• Guess we don't have to worry about Diaco being poached if this keeps up. 
• I'm not sure our O-line is quite as mediocre as they look - they pass protect pretty well - but it's clear, as Sully suggested, that teams will dare ND to beat them passing.
• So maybe people ought to cut Kelly some slack on his play calling.  If there's eight defenders at the line of scrimmage, any running lanes are gonna be really hard.
• That said, the last run-out-the-clock series was mildly impressive.  But Cam McDaniel can't be our go-to RB, can he?
• Would Kelly ever have the courage to change QB's, as Stanford did last year?  Return Tommy to reliever role?  Doubtful. Maybe that's more a commentary on Hendrix / Zaire than Rees...

The Schedule

August / September	October	November
31    TEMPLE                         W    7    @Michigan                       L   14   @Purdue                           W   21   MICHIGAN STATE             28   OKLAHOMA*	5   ARIZONA STATE (Dallas)          19   USC                                        26   @Air Force	2     NAVY                       9    @Pitt                       23    BYU    30    @Stanford

*Linipalooza!

THE BET

Alvin is looking very, very smart right about now.

Wins	Philospher	School of Thought / Representative Quote	Modern Translation	Contestant  prediction
12	EPICURIS	The Self-Indulgent & Excessive “You don’t develop courage by being happy in your relationships every day.  You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity..”	Man up! We’re still BCS bound even w/o Everett and Eddie! Go Irish!  (And stop bogarting the wine skin, bro…)
11				Kevin C, Ray, Dave M
10	KIERKEGAARD	The Logical “Face the facts of being what you are, for that changes what you are…”	Epicuris is an incorrigible drunk but he’s right about this still being a very good team.  That said, losing Golson has to cost us a game or two.	Terry, Peter, Ted, Mike G, Jay, JP, Daryl, Jerry W, Dennis
9				Raz, Jim S, Jim T, Bob S, Tim C Jerry C, Mike C, Tom, Randy Tim S, Blair, Kevin M, Shea, Mark
8	WITTGENSTEIN	The Realist “I sit astride Life like a bad rider on a horse.  I only owe it to the horse’s good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment…”	I don’t have a clue what’s gonna happen but the odds alone suggest we’ll win 7-8 and go bowling in Shreveport.	Garrett, Bryan, John, Brian, Lini, Jerry P, Ryan C, Matt
7				Alvin
6	SCHOPENHAUER	The Skeptic “The wise have always said the same things, and fools, who are the majority, have always done just the opposite…”	Epicurus is delusional. Everett is a significant loss. The entire ‘O’ was built around him. Bet high at your peril.
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4	DIOGENES	The Cynic “What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others…”	The high point of the year is gonna be the ‘A’ Lot experience.  Again. Not that that's a bad thing.
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2	NIETZSCHE	The Nihilist “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything…”	Honestly, why bother with any of this?  Life beyond ‘A’ Lot is a wretched, futile existence - devoid of meaning. May I have another Bloody?
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COCKTAIL OF THE WEEK

The Televangelist

• 2 oz. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
  
• 1 splash amaretto
• Ginger ale
• One copy of Joel Osteen's "Your Best Life Now"

Combine the first three ingredients in a highball glass with ice.  Drink. Scan idly through Osteen's book during the TV timeouts. 

"Anyone can create by faith and words the dreams he desires, " the book unabashedly promises.  "Health, wealth, happiness, success! Even the perfect red zone play calling strategy!"

Wait a minute.  This doesn't sound like stuff that Jesus would say.  

Keep reading through the book - it's halftime anyway.  Get to the part about how you have a "Miracle in your mouth". Throw back another cocktail.  "Why yes I do!"

Then keep reading, if you dare.  But keep that Captain Morgan handy.  You're going to need it.

BUDDY'S BUDDY

Last week, tough. This week, easy.  Davaris Daniels is gonna be a star, not that the rest of the world may necessarily know it this year.

This was one week where the stats weren't deceiving:  8 catches, 167 yds. and 2 TD's.  And for all the commentator's chatter about Purdue daring ND to go deep, it's a mystery (to me) why it took us so long to do so.  

Nonetheless, the clear Star / Savior of the game. 

SCHADENFREUDE
Another  easy week to find joy in other's misfortune.  

1.  Texas A&M   Not the beat down I was kinda hoping for but a loss is a loss. And with coach Sumlin (and Johnny Football) likely off to the NFL next year

2.  Texas. Talk about hitting rock bottom. 27 unanswered 2nd half points against a team that's 10 years removed from starting a Manning at QB.  In a complete downward spiral, I can't look away. 
3.  Wisconsin.    Old habits die hard.  Your complete-tool-of-a-coach left for Arkansas (good riddance to bad rubbish) but you were still ranked higher than us.  So I must celebrate your misfortune.  Not that it makes me feel any better about the ASU game in Dallas in a few weeks.
4.  USC.  Hey SC fans, welcome to our world (circa the Davie-Willingham-Weis years)!  You hate your coach, know he's a total fraud, yet every time you win, you lose - as he becomes possibly, just maybe, that less fire-able!  Enjoy a year of twisting in the wind. 

CRASH'S CRETINS

1.  Johnny M.   As my brother Mike so aptly put it, you're the Lindsey Lohan of college football. So talented and such a colossal train wreck.  I loved this gem from Saturday's telecast, "My motto is live hard, play hard."   Wow, that's original.   

2.  Pete Carroll.  Whining to the refs, that's nothing new for The Poodle.  But last night's attempt to lobby the refs about some fan - with clear malevolent intent - blowing a whistle from the stands to confuse his lads (and leading to a 49'er punt block) was unique inasmuch as the Seahawks were playing at home.   Good one, Pete. 

3.  Brandon Merriwaether.  He was a thug at 'The U' and after a couple NFL stops is now a thug for the Redskins.  That doesn't make him particularly special.  But this kinda does:  Sunday he goes helmet-to-helmet with Eddie Lacy and gives him a concussion, knocking him out for the game (and probably longer). That worked out nicely.  So he does it again to another Packers RB - and this time gives himself a concussion.   I hate it when that happens.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"There are no menial jobs. Only menial attitudes."               

 William Bennett, 
who apparently never envisioned 

anyone having to do telemarketing for 
The UroClub, "the golf club you can pee in."

Final Thought - I

A Lot.

Be there.

Final Thought - II

Early Linipalooza events planning:

Wednesday (9/25):  Join the Corrigans, Flaherty's and Belknaps for an evening of full slabs, zesty sauce, onion rings, creamed spinach, adult beverages and lively banter.

"We're from California...
May we see your vegan menu?"

Did you know that sometime in the early 1950’s, Frank Sinatra made his first visit to Twin Anchors? Over the decades, he continued to make Twin Anchors one of his favorite stops.  The tales abound. Frank’s order was always ‘Ribs, and keep ‘em coming!’ 

Today, Twin Anchors is frequented by young and old, regular, 'normal' folk as well as the odd and the famous, including reclusive author, raconteur and mixologist Peter Behrens who is known to bring his entourage of miscreants into the restaurant every August when they lay siege to the town for a long weekend of Cubs and alcohol. Not necessarily in that order.

Friday (9/27):  Harborside International., Port course.  Update:

So far, we've got 5 takers for 8 spaces:  TC, Alvin, JP,  Ray-head, Ungie.
12:30pm: 
12:40pm: 

Operators are standing by to take your call.

Week 2 (2013): Panic In Detroit

In retrospect, there were two PERFECT MOMENTS of TRUTH that occurred for me over the weekend.  I was quite aware of the first:  sitting on the veranda of Oakland Hills CC Friday evening, Hendricks & tonic in hand, after 18 mostly enjoyable holes of golf with Jim / Bob / Mark.  Mo & Lisa about to arrive... and the thought occurred that there was a reasonable chance this might be the highlight of my trip.  

And I was totally okay with that.

"Freshen your drink, sir?"   Yes, please.

Welcome to the Big House, have a nice night.

The other epiphany occurred during halftime in Saturday evening's game, while sitting in the Five Points section (aka the Irish Ghetto) that Michigan so graciously allocated to Notre Dame within their city-sized stadium.  

Down 14 points and having just watched, only moments earlier, Tommy Rees pull a... Tommy... I was feeling precisely the same as Eminem was at that very moment.

No, Brent, YOU are the legend...

Really uncomfortable.

But it occurred to me, the problem was with me - not the 100,000 hammered yahoos in yellow sitting around me:  I was manifesting the textbook definition of insane behavior - doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result.  You'd think I'd have figured that out by that point.  It wasn't enjoyable two years ago and it sure wasn't now. 

But there were signs, pre-game.  Like when the jets flew over the stadium and their jet fumes appeared to form ominous words I could only kinda sorta make out.  Hmmm.

Or the crazed, minimally contained (and supervised) energy of the home supporters that took on a 1936 Berlin sense of blind idolatry, typified by the attractive Aryan-looking lad wearing the "Play Like Your Fake Girlfriend Died Today" t-shirt. Maybe he was an ESL exchange student.

Wow.  Neither clever nor topical.  And they wonder why state schools get mocked.

As I said, uncomfortable.  

But still... my experience was apparently better than most and as I'm now totally into lists, handle this coleslaw:

Things I Like About UM

905 Packard

1. My daughter, Shea.
2. Shea's friends, especially Zach and Kirby.
3. David Brandon, arguably the best AD in the country.
4. The Big House at night (say what you will, the venue is spectacular).
5. Ann Arbor.

Things I Dislike About UM

R.O.U.S.

1. Their history of fascist football coaches.
2. Calling the color yellow "maize".  That's an American Indian word isn't it, "Dances With Tools"?
3. Having a mascot that's essentially a large rodent.
4. The Big House at night - if you're an opponent.  
5. The pervasive sense of arrogance that permeates the entire fandom, like they invented the sport.

Song of the Week

One of my favorite London memories - of which there are many - was when Squeeze was the house band at the Virgin Radio's Christmas party, circa 1995.  If you're surprised I can remember back that far, join the club. I've always been a fan and their song, "Another Nail In My Heart' just so aptly describes my history at The Big House.

“I've had a bad time, Now love is resigned.


I've been such a fool, I've loved and goodbye.

So here in the bar
, The piano man's found


Another nail for my heart…”

Word of the Week:

Syn·ech·thry noun \ˈsiˌnekthrē, sə̇ˈn-\ 

 

: The state of living together in mutual loathing

Used in a sentence:  Lisa suggested that it was better for us to leave Ann Arbor now rather than have me hang around with the local citizenry in absolute synechthry. 

The Game
In succinct rapid fire, stream-of-conscious fashion...

"Remove the Cox's from next season's guest list...

• Gardner wearing #98. Forever.  Pretty cool. 
• Who is cutting Mark Harmon's hair? Ricky Fowler's barber?
• Heather Cox wearing white after Labor Day!  Fashion faux pas!  Fashion faux pas!
• Worst exhibition of tackling in two years, 10-0 UM.
• GAIII's drop of a pass into Jones's hands - possibly his most meaningful contribution of the night.
• Unlike UM, if we don't have a positive gain on 1st down, our odds of success plummet.
• So when someone drops a short pass that would've gained even 3-4 yds., it's big.
• Tommy breaks the pocket.  Say no more.
• Brent uses the word 'rascal'.  Drink!
• Michigan's WR's either had career nights or they have really good hands.  They caught everything. 

Summary Observations

• I actually don't think we played that badly.  A few egregious plays on defense. Michigan was better than I thought they'd be.
• If we didn't get out coached, we definitely got out-prepared.
• Tommy didn't lose that game but he is what he is. A game manager, not a game changer.
• Talk about insanity:  empty backfield in the red zone?  Again?
• The Age of The Mobile QB is upon us.
• Gardner is pretty damn good. Don't know if he can sustain it but Saturday night he was the best player on the field.
• And Jeremy Gallon was the 2nd best.
• I honestly don't know what GAIII's position should be. 
• In Big Games, players need to step up. Theirs did. Ours didn't. 
• I like Amir a lot - but I'd certainly be trying to find time to play the freshmen RB's ASAP.
• Maybe we could look for Troy Niklas before the 4th quarter.

The Schedule

August / September	October	November
31    TEMPLE                        W     7    @Michigan                L                    14   @Purdue                           21   MICHIGAN STATE             28   OKLAHOMA*	5   ARIZONA STATE (Dallas)          19   USC                                        26   @Air Force	2     NAVY                       9    @Pitt                       23    BYU    30    @Stanford

*NOTE: Linipalooza - NEW DATE!

"We'll always have our Tommy 2 TD's prediction..."

The Law of Unforeseen Consequences
You know that secondary bet proposed as a tie-breaker?  Yeah, well, about that.  What wasn't foreseen was that it would eliminate 2/3 of the pool in under five minutes of the season.  So as self-appointed czar, I'm declaring that little experiment, while fun and interesting, 'null and void'.   I'm taking suggestions for alternative tie breakers that'll allow for a season's worth of 'interest maintenance'.

Q.  Which of the following will occur first this season:
          Choose one                                                           Contestant's prediction 

Amir gets hurt.	Bryan, Ray
Tommy throws 2 TD’s in a game.	Raz, Tim C, Ted, Mike G, Mike C, Daryl, Tim S, Brian, Alvin, Lini, Ryan C
Tommy throws 2 INT’s in a game.	Matt, Kevin M
Stephon has 2 sacks in a game.	Peter, Jim S, Jerry W, Dave M,  Jerry P
Bennett has 2 INT’s in a game.
Anyone* returns a punt 20+ yds.	Terry, Jim T, Garrett, Jerry C, Tom, John, Blair, Jim, Shea, Mark
Louis III carries the ball in a game.
Kelly signs a new contract.**	Jay, Kevin C
Lisa & Judy enter ND stadium.***	Bob S

      NONE OF THE ABOVE       JP

*Notre Dame players only.
**Any contract. 
***Cumulatively (not necessarily together).

Wins	Philospher	School of Thought / Representative Quote	Modern Translation	Contestant  prediction
12	EPICURIS	The Self-Indulgent & Excessive “You don’t develop courage by being happy in your relationships every day.  You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity..”	Man up! We’re still BCS bound even w/o Everett and Eddie! Go Irish!  (And stop bogarting the wine skin, bro…)
11				Kevin C, Ray, Dave M
10	KIERKEGAARD	The Logical “Face the facts of being what you are, for that changes what you are…”	Epicuris is an incorrigible drunk but he’s right about this still being a very good team.  That said, losing Golson has to cost us a game or two.	Terry, Peter, Ted, Mike G, Jay, JP, Daryl, Jerry W, Dennis
9				Raz, Jim S, Jim T, Bob S, Tim C Jerry C, Mike C, Tom, Randy Tim S, Blair, Kevin M, Shea, Mark
8	WITTGENSTEIN	The Realist “I sit astride Life like a bad rider on a horse.  I only owe it to the horse’s good nature that I am not thrown off at this very moment…”	I don’t have a clue what’s gonna happen but the odds alone suggest we’ll win 7-8 and go bowling in Shreveport.	Garrett, Bryan, John, Brian, Lini, Jerry P, Ryan C, Matt
7				Alvin
6	SCHOPENHAUER	The Skeptic “The wise have always said the same things, and fools, who are the majority, have always done just the opposite…”	Epicurus is delusional. Everett is a significant loss. The entire ‘O’ was built around him. Bet high at your peril.
5
4	DIOGENES	The Cynic “What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others…”	The high point of the year is gonna be the ‘A’ Lot experience.  Again. Not that that's a bad thing.
3
2	NIETZSCHE	The Nihilist “A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything…”	Honestly, why bother with any of this?  Life beyond ‘A’ Lot is a wretched, futile existence - devoid of meaning. May I have another Bloody?
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Cocktail of the Week

The Mel Gibson

• 1 1/2 oz. Stoli Hot jalapeno vodka
  
• 1/2 oz. dry vermouth
• 3 cocktail onions

Shake the gin and vermouth with ice, then pour into a chilled glass and add onions.  Have a few of these, forgetting Saturday night's wretched football game and turning your attention to the screenplay you've been working on.  

With a current running time of 4 hours and all the dialog in Crimean Gothic (a language that went extinct in the 19th Century), pat yourself on the back for the film's obtuse underpinnings.  Hello, Sundance!  Make a few edits while hitting 'delete' on the football game's DVR recording.  

Have a couple more cocktails.  These babies taste great!  Go outside and scream at the first person you even suspect might have ever lived in Michigan. Or is wearing yellow.

Buddy's buddy

Wow.  This is a tough one.  Only two possible candidates as far as I can see: Kyle and Troy.  

I'm going with the former because a) I'm kicker-empathetic and b) Troy'll surely win some other time.  Does anyone really think Kyle Brindza is going to challenge for this again?  

Seriously, the kid was incredibly rock solid, both punting and place kicking, and the only ND'er who pleasantly surprised.  If he wasn't a dead eye, I would've been able to leave by the start of the 4th quarter.  For the sake of the rest of the season, let's hope this is his typical form.

SCHADENFREUDE
An easy week to find joy in other's misfortune.  

1.  USC   Well, Lane, it would seem the clock has finally struck midnight.  USC haters (WE ARE LEGION), enjoy this season while it lasts because they will get a great coach and turn it around fast.

2.  Texas. Truth be told I stopped paying attention to UT after Vince Young left but on principle, it's fun to watch a team with its recruiting advantages fall apart. 
3.  Ohio State.    They didn't lose but they did drop in the polls for the 2nd week in a row, on account of playing such a candy a** schedule.  Bitch about that to your coach friends, Urban. Oh, you have no friends?

Crash's Cretins

1.  Lane Kiffin.   How does anyone lose to Washington State?  With USC's talent? That takes a special talent.

2.  Jim Harbaugh.  Clay Matthews was completely at fault. And got called for it.  But he has zero history of being a dirty player so let it go, Mr. Tough Guy.

This after you spent the whole week going all Phil Jackson in the media - trying to lobby the officials because Matthews had the temerity to say he was gonna hit your QB if they ran the read option.  Which the league ultimately confirmed as precisely the correct interpretation of the rules.

You're a great coach.  I'd trade Mike McCarthy for you in a heartbeat.  But as a human, you're the consummate A-hole. And Michigan Man.

Quote of the Week

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."              

James Reston, complimenting Richard Nixon

So, apparently, did George Atkinson III. 

Final Thought - I

American Songwriter magazine's On My Deathbed contest closes on 9/15 -  don't be a weanie and keep your deep abiding love for Styx to yourself. 

Again the link to participate is here. 

 

Final Thought - II

Early Linipalooza events planning:

Wednesday (9/25):  Join the Corrigans, Flaherty's and Belknaps for an evening of full slabs, zesty sauce, onion rings, creamed spinach, adult beverages and lively banter.

  Twin Anchors.

But positively no dancing.




Friday (9/27):  Tee times at 12:30 and 12:40pm, Harborside International.  Port course.   Let me know if you're interested in playing.  Think we've got three so far (Terry, Alvin, JP).